Posts by Cagefighter

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Cagefighter silently entered the new system Sept 8, 2012

by Cagefighter in

i believe i might have silently entered the new system this morning.

you see, i woke up at 6 am on a saturday (that is a sign of the seventh seal in itself).

i was supposed to go to my first habitat for humanity build with a bunch of fellow evil doers from christedom where we would feast on the blood of matyrs and have a satanic orgy before building a house on the backs of captured slaves.. instead i met some really nice people and did some work myself.

Cagefighter

Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed. So as a historian, one has to live with a sense of inevitability of tragedy

By that logic why ever do anything? Diet, Sex, Exercise, Eat, Breathe. It all ends the same....LOL

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Cagefighter silently entered the new system Sept 8, 2012

by Cagefighter in

i believe i might have silently entered the new system this morning.

you see, i woke up at 6 am on a saturday (that is a sign of the seventh seal in itself).

i was supposed to go to my first habitat for humanity build with a bunch of fellow evil doers from christedom where we would feast on the blood of matyrs and have a satanic orgy before building a house on the backs of captured slaves.. instead i met some really nice people and did some work myself.

Cagefighter

I believe I might have silently entered the new system this morning. You see, I woke up at 6 AM on a Saturday (that is a sign of the seventh seal in itself). I was supposed to go to my first Habitat for Humanity build with a bunch of fellow evil doers from Christedom where we would feast on the blood of matyrs and have a satanic orgy before building a house on the backs of captured slaves.

Instead I met some really nice people and did some work myself. As the clouds broke and we hammered and nailed beneath a clear blue skye, I realized I had seen this scene before. Fresh 2x4's in the air, men and women of all ages lending a hand to build a home on a reclaimed peice of land once a haven for drug addicts and prostitutes. Hmmmmm..... When the food arrived then I remembered where I saw this before! Surely I was in the new system! I made it! The only thing missing was my own pet tiger!

Then I reached down for a nail and observed a girl from one of the sorities bending over to pick up a hammer. My impure thoughts began to run wild and I reached into my pocket with out thinking for a smoke. I began to doubt that sority girls in jogging shorts and menthol cigarettes would be the New System but if Hitler could make it, who knows?

I have to report I was a little disappointed to see you apostates where still around, confirming that I probably did not enter the N.S. over night. However, I will let you judge from yourselves the photographic evidence. Sorry, I don't have any pics of the sority girls.

NOW What I saw today.... (Not actual images, but close enough to illustrate)

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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.

by Cagefighter in

jw
friends

i took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.

i made it half way down the block and there they were!

two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.

Cagefighter

NC,

I would love to bring you laughter with out getting naked . However, I feel I would just be giving Steve the evidence he needs to file a personal injury suit against me if he finishes that law degree it sounds like he is working on.

-CF

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I am referred here Because you and I are from same life

by unchained1963 in

jw
friends

a member suggested this i am disassociated 3 years and divorced one with a life of hell marriage and brain washed but worn out fighting to get back that is nothing but a bunch of back stabbing people in that organization, brain washed and taught to divide familys, they want you in but not, its like football with them same type of plays.

i now have found people where i go that doesn't teach love the live this.

i had a abusive marriage, was wife of elder and 3 kids who lived hell because i was to follow the submission of a wife.

Cagefighter

Unchained1963, we have been expecting you. Welcome to our little corner of the web.

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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.

by Cagefighter in

jw
friends

i took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.

i made it half way down the block and there they were!

two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.

Cagefighter

Dont' feed the troll folks. Come'on.

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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.

by Cagefighter in

jw
friends

i took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.

i made it half way down the block and there they were!

two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.

Cagefighter

I swear this board could make the rate that latex semi-gloss paint dries a source of controvesy.

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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.

by Cagefighter in

jw
friends

i took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.

i made it half way down the block and there they were!

two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.

Cagefighter

Ya Steve,

Smoke a spliff and get laid. You sound pretty wound up and about someone else just having a little fun.

I nominate Steve as the president of PETAJOW (People for the ethical treatment of Jehovah's Witnesses)

DISCLAIMER: NO JW'S WERE HURT IN THE CREATION OF THIS JOKE.

-CF

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How Do The Two Masturbation Guys Feel?

by RayPublisher in

i'm wondering how they feel about their likeness being spammed all over the internet right now?

i'll bet they didn't sign up for this kind of attention.. it reminds me of an article wired magazine did on youtube a couple years ago about people that had their careers or social life ruined by a viral youtube video.. anyway, it would be interesting to find out who these guys are and what may or may not end up happening with them over this..

Cagefighter

As with any other viral video it all goes in our short-term memory. Either one of these two guys could walk up to you in the street and shake your hand three weeks from now, you would not recognize them unless someone mentioned it.

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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.

by Cagefighter in

jw
friends

i took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.

i made it half way down the block and there they were!

two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.

Cagefighter

Steve2 - Hmmm.... I guess if I had behaved in a threatening manner or accosted them that might come into play. But since I did not, the question of cupablility does not come into mind. Muttering Sparlock to yourself is not akin to yelling " there is a bomb" on an airliner.

Like I said before, I don't think behaving aggressively (a la Danny Hazzard) is cool at all.

Panic attack, LOL....

If someone is that fragile maybe they should not be banging on people's doors to have awkward and uninvited conversations with them about their faith.

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Tried to convince the JW's on my street I was possesed.

by Cagefighter in

jw
friends

i took a walk down to the corner store to find something to help out my slight hangover from watching the cowboys and my poker night.

i made it half way down the block and there they were!

two older couples out door-to-door.. they seemed to be having a pow-wow in front of a block of apartments.

Cagefighter

FYI, on a serious note. I never advocate being mean or violent to JW's door-to-door like the famous Danny Hazard incident. For a lot of us, those could be our own family.

However, I see nothing wrong with me childishly immature or throwing the occasionaly provactive question/statement at them.