Posts by Joyzabel

these are from a book called disorder in the american courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.. .

q: what is your date of birth?.

Joyzabel

ahhhhh.....and there we have it. The ~~idots~~ fine upstanding people of the legal world is run by $$$$$

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Why God Never Recieved a PH.D.

by Forscher in

my wife was given this one by somebody at the college she goes to.

i though you folks might enjoy it, especially those who've had a higher education like me!

why god never recieved a ph.d. .

Joyzabel

LMAO! I love it. thanks for sharing.

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My daughter has a brain tumor :(

by outnfree in

i am so terrified!.

#2 daughter came home from college on 12/18 with a violent headache, nausea, neck pain and great fatigue.

we took her to the dr. on the 20 and again on the 21st as she had kept nothing down for 3 days.

Joyzabel

(((((Brenda))))

thanks so much for keeping us updated.

I'll be thinking of you guys when surgery comes around.

If you need help driving the car back, let me know. I might be able to meet you and help.

Remember ther is always a rainbow after the storm. You are such a strong lady.

Hugs,

Joy

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Is anyone on this forum disfellowshipped?

by Kimmee in

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and if you are do you care to tell why you are disfellowshipped?

for those who were not what prevented you from being disfellowshipped?

curious minds want to know.

Joyzabel

For Apostacy. bwhahahaha

Their silly rules.

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And soon, his funeral.....

by Fe2O3Girl in

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the hospital chaplain just called.

my baby's body has been returned to the hospital following post-mortem examination at a specialist children's hospital.

so, the funeral can go ahead soon.. we have opted for a cremation.

Joyzabel

wow (((((Ironlady))))))

I have no suggestions just hugs for you.

Do whatever feels right for you and hubby.

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Court Reporter & Dumb Lawyers

by Angharad in

not sure if this has been posted before, but it made me laugh .

these are from a book called disorder in the american courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.. .

q: what is your date of birth?.

Joyzabel

LMAO!

I loved the barbs between the medical person and the *cough* lawyer.

Thanks Angharad, needed a laugh.

Now I wonder how any of those court reporters can sit so still and not change their facial expressions when they hear such silliness. I would at least roll my eyes.

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Watchtower Observer site goes down

by Norm in

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hey folks,.

an era in the ex-jw history is over.

kent steinhaug's site http://watchtower.observer.org is being shut down.. it was the first of it's kind, and to this day probably still the largest anti wt site on the net.

Joyzabel

OMG!

sorry to hear that, Norm. Please tell Kent what a wonderful job he did. lol, he at least made WT squirm and finally blink.

I better go download all the info I need from that site.

Thanks for letting us know.

(Hugs to you, Norm)

Joy

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100mph winds

by LittleToe in

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that'll teach me to eat beans on toast, yesterday!!!.

the wind is really picking up and the town is clearing as everyone is getting sent home from work.. we're expecting 100mph gusts here, on the west coast of scotland.. i'm gonna go home and get cosy, with a roaring coal fire.

it's just as well our houses are built for severe weather!.

Joyzabel

Glad to hear you survived the night. I hope that wind settles down now.

Boy, you would think with all these natural occurances happening that the *gasp* Great Tribulation is coming and then *faint* Armegedon!