After reading that quote again, I'm pretty convinced it was all fiction. Like the rest of their stories and doctrine.
Soldier77
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Beware of things to come!
by Hortenzie inthis is an excerpt from awake!
march 2011 page 22. it's an experience of jw who used to be a real shepherd and he is talking here about real sheep.
why is it reminding me of something and why does it give me shivers?:.
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What was the worst part of the conventions for YOU?
by mochamint22 ini thought it'd be fun to talk about what part of the conventions just made you cringe or be annoyed with.
i can remember a couple things:.
i remember after the tms when they put the list in the back on the announcement board, there were people that would get up while the last song was being sung to write down the info.
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Soldier77
I thought I was the only one that didn't remember anything a day later. Hell, I couldn't remember what the last talk was about!
The drama...I was in one back when I was 9 or 10... it was lame but I got star status for a few years for being in one. But the acting has always been HORRIBLE. Most couldn't even get their lip-syncing right!!
The whole thing was mind-numbing. All I could think about was the next time I could stand up and stretch. Why were the chairs/bleachers always the most uncomfortable things to sit in?!
When I got baptized and was given privilege to be an attendant, I was ecstatic. Only because I could walk around anytime I wanted and not pay attention.
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praying for a jw partner
by varian induring my early 20ies while studying the bible, and many years after babtizm, i never dated even one sister!
my cong was like in nomansland, and consisted of many older jws.
so it was pretty depressing as a young brother without the slightest hope of finding an appropriate partner.. but one day, a very hot looking sister joined our club for a while, so all of a sudden, there were all types of dudes from other congs coming to our meetings.. i don t know how this conversation came about, but one jw gave me the advice, not to mention a persons name in prayer, because god will know who the right sister will be a suitable partner.
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Soldier77
I learned I don't like witness girls. Any witness girls I went out with were fringe girls and probably shouldn't have been a witness. That was only a couple though. The rest were worldly girls, and let me tell ya, they were 100x better than them witness girls.
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Beware of things to come!
by Hortenzie inthis is an excerpt from awake!
march 2011 page 22. it's an experience of jw who used to be a real shepherd and he is talking here about real sheep.
why is it reminding me of something and why does it give me shivers?:.
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Soldier77
LOL! @ Heaven! I was gonna say the same. I bet that shepherd WAS Andre.
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Say it together now: "itsacult"
by pirata ini dedicate this thread to itsacult.. everyone say it:.
"itsacult".
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Soldier77
It's pretty funny everytime I see itsacult post 'itsacult' and nothing more.
so for the hell of it:
itsacult
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SHADOWLAND
by Terry inlewis book.....a composition i came up with last night about 2 a.m.. [if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>normal</w:view> <w:zoom>0</w:zoom> <w:donotoptimizeforbrowser /> </w:worddocument> </xml><!
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Soldier77
Awesome work Terry! I could listen to you at a lounge or club all night, great stuff!
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BOE LTR Dec 26, 2010 "Increased Activity April 2011"....Transcript....
by yknot inin an effort to increase the praise and honor to jehovah and jesus christ at the time of the memorial, the governing body has arranged for a special period of increased activity during april 2011.
you will be pleased to learn that during april 2011, publishers who wish to serve as auxiliary pioneers may indicate on the application whether they will be working toward a 30-hour or 50-hour requirement for the month.
this is a special arrangement for the month of april 2011 only.
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Soldier77
Nice new 'light', this will pad the numbers for pioneers for the year giving a false report for the peak pioneer number.
I also liked how they sneaked in this quote:
“Whatever you are doing, work at it whole-souled as to Jehovah, and not to men.” (Col. 3:23)
Really? I mean REALLY GB?? Talk about a bunch of arrogant assholes.
The 'Memorial Season™' always cracked me up. Can we start going around and saying Happy Memorial?
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BOE LTR Dec 26, 2010 "Increased Activity April 2011"....Transcript....
by yknot inin an effort to increase the praise and honor to jehovah and jesus christ at the time of the memorial, the governing body has arranged for a special period of increased activity during april 2011.
you will be pleased to learn that during april 2011, publishers who wish to serve as auxiliary pioneers may indicate on the application whether they will be working toward a 30-hour or 50-hour requirement for the month.
this is a special arrangement for the month of april 2011 only.
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Soldier77
Oops... thanks Yknot and anonymous for the heads up!!
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"How Awful This Place Can Be!" Life at Bethel by Keith Casarona
by Dogpatch inremember the video of all the nice dudes who were on the governing body in the 70s?
(here's a refresher).. well this is what their lives were really like - the same as when i was there.
by the time it got to the end, all was left was chicken backs.
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Soldier77
What's funny is that every brother I know that has gone to bethel and finished their tour of duty said it's not what its all cracked up to be. Some of them outright have said it's the worse place on earth.
Great story here.
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Soldier77
the 2010 CD is out already, I have a copy I can get at my folks place. I saw it lying around the last time I was there.