The Speaker said God would get rid of some Dead Bodys,with Anti-Matter....WTF???!!
Yes indeed! It's all part of God's Master Plan:
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i am sitting here in a study lounge.
when i got here around 15 minutes ago the only ones here were two young ladies and a young man, sitting around a table with their eyes closed.
the young man was talking.
The Speaker said God would get rid of some Dead Bodys,with Anti-Matter....WTF???!!
Yes indeed! It's all part of God's Master Plan:
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i am sitting here in a study lounge.
when i got here around 15 minutes ago the only ones here were two young ladies and a young man, sitting around a table with their eyes closed.
the young man was talking.
We get to Live in their Houses after we Bury them..
Now, now Brother Outlaw.......there's nothing in the Book of Revelation that indicates that these slackers have to be buried before the Dubs move into their digs........I mean---what kind of a loving god would allow all those nice empty houses to remain empty while the JW's break their backs digging holes to dump their carcasses in???
Jeeeeesh!!!
anecdotally , from my ( rapidly diminishing number of ) jw contacts , it does seem that the april 30 hour pioneer campaign is going well.
some congregations have over 1/2 the publishers on the pioneer list for april , including all the elders & ms. .
By then, it will be time to offer up the "All New, Spirit Enhanced Pioneer Program." Commitment? 15-20 hours a month.
Pretty soon, you'll be able to regular pioneer just by opening your eyes in the morning and saying "Jehovah" three times. LOL!!
anecdotally , from my ( rapidly diminishing number of ) jw contacts , it does seem that the april 30 hour pioneer campaign is going well.
some congregations have over 1/2 the publishers on the pioneer list for april , including all the elders & ms. .
With gas at $4 a gallon in the United Tyranny, I wonder how many can afford to drive around the territory all day and find no one at home.
This could explain why we seem to have an influx of JW apologetics (like djeggnong or Spade/Alice.in.Glueland) on an 'apostate' website who like to sit at their desk 'preaching and teaching' no matter how badly we beat them. I guess they must feel it's easier and cheaper to be on-line looking like a moron than out in public looking like one.
anecdotally , from my ( rapidly diminishing number of ) jw contacts , it does seem that the april 30 hour pioneer campaign is going well.
some congregations have over 1/2 the publishers on the pioneer list for april , including all the elders & ms. .
I told Mrs Punk I could not attend a 'reject the Christ' ceremony that was a copy of the occult 'mock the Christ'.
Is that what it's called? Another poster on here mentioned that to me a few years ago that there was some group of 'devil worshippers' who had a ceremony where they passed around the bread and wine and purposely did not partake as a 'slap in the face' to Jesus. Sounds uneerily like what the Witnesses do.
I am a 'spiritually weak apostate' that God has reserved a terrible death at armageddon
Don't worry hon.....I'll save ya a seat!
i am sitting here in a study lounge.
when i got here around 15 minutes ago the only ones here were two young ladies and a young man, sitting around a table with their eyes closed.
the young man was talking.
Mr. Falcon said: praying discreetly is one thing, but praying out loud could mean that you're an asshat.
Bingo. Actually, even when I was a Dub, I don't recall any other Dubs praying out loud in a restaurant. They would close their eyes and say a silent prayer of thanks, and I don't see anything wrong with that. Sounds like some dipshit is trying to be a Superfine Apostle by drawing attention to themselves. If they only knew how stupid they looked.............
On a side note, I don't recall Jesus ever praying out loud, except for when he was dying (and I think that's perfectly understandable). Other than that, he always prayed in private or just in front of his followers didn't He?
anecdotally , from my ( rapidly diminishing number of ) jw contacts , it does seem that the april 30 hour pioneer campaign is going well.
some congregations have over 1/2 the publishers on the pioneer list for april , including all the elders & ms. .
Punkofnice, clearly you have a bad attitude (like Korah) and are spiritually weak in de Troof. Will you be attending the Meh-morial this year?
anecdotally , from my ( rapidly diminishing number of ) jw contacts , it does seem that the april 30 hour pioneer campaign is going well.
some congregations have over 1/2 the publishers on the pioneer list for april , including all the elders & ms. .
My non-Dub sister and I went to visit our JW aunt on Sunday as she had fallen a couple of weeks ago and had bruised her hip (not broken thank god). Anyway, her daughter (our cousin) lives next door with her family and they had all been out in Field Serve-Us for a couple of hours as they're all pio-sneering this month (before The End comes ), and dropped in afterwards. In the course of conversation, I asked how many people they got at home that day. The answer: Not one single person had been at home. But of course, that makes absolutely no difference as long as they can report their time and send it in to headquarters at the end of April.
barbara,.
i apologize for saying what i did on the other thread.
you are working hard for all of us and what i said was disrespectful.
Hmmm.....I'm not sure why my post came up blank, but ya, it's as invisible as Jezus' return in 1914 for some reason.
Anyhoo, I had basically echoed what everyone else said: that it takes a humble person to do a public apology like that and I'm sure it will be well received.
barbara,.
i apologize for saying what i did on the other thread.
you are working hard for all of us and what i said was disrespectful.