That's hilarious... just another bullcrap tall JW tale.
MrFreeze
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Jehovah is awe inspiring!
by Sour Grapes ina witless friend sent this to me yesterday.
able to copy the picture however the email is interesting.
and really shows the depth of their mentality.. sour grapes.
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Does being a JW make you narcissistic
by wyorobert ini am one of the few people on earth who never had a jehovah's witness knock on my door.
my wife was the first witness i ever met.
i did notice certain personality traits after being around some of the people who left the religion.
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MrFreeze
I think most people are narcissistic. The WT org definitely brings it out in the rank and file in a hardcore way.
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Yugoslavia.
by Snowboarder inyugoslavia is my country and always will be.
it was my motherland it represented peace, and a good future, family, joy.
when it fell apart so did the start of falling apart of my life.
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MrFreeze
There's nothing like home and family. Sadly, as in your case, many in the JW faith end up losing both for really stupid reasons. I feel for ya man.
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JW Talk Radio- My First Guest Flaked
by PublishingCult inok, my first guest has flaked on me.
this is a little disappointing because i was looking forward to a discussion about homosexuality and the bible that people could really sink their teeth into.. .
other the other hand, i am relieved.
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MrFreeze
You probably made a good choice. Good luck to you sir in all your endeavors!
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Dumb illustration
by MrFreeze injw's have the tendency to come up with the worst illustrations.
it boggles my mind sometimes.
here's one someone gave me about new light.. when confronted with the fact that since certain teachings change, the jw's never had the truth.
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MrFreeze
JW's have the tendency to come up with the worst illustrations. It boggles my mind sometimes. Here's one someone gave me about new light.
When confronted with the fact that since certain teachings change, the JW's never had the truth. Truth is unchanging. Here's what was the reply:
"When it comes to new light, truth is like a coat of paint. Sure, maybe your house was painted red. Eventually the house is going to be repainted. If you changed the paint color of the house to blue, it wouldn't be untrue saying that the house was red. Just because the paint changed, doesn't mean the house was never red."
Durrrrr.... My head exploded at this one. Possibly the most convoluted, awful illustration I have EVER heard.
Anybody else got any dumb JW illustrations?
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MrFreeze
Biking where I live isn't very wise. If you are familiar with Pittsburgh it is nothing but hills, many of them very steep. Good luck biking up them! Also, winter and ice hit hard here. It's just not practical. Not to mention nothing is a straight shot here. The just roads wherever they could place them so its a big to-do to get anywhere.
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Most Overblown Examples Used at Assemblies
by What Now? inat a recent assembly, there was a talk highlighting the dangers of higher education.
the brother used an example of a young girl who went to university, began going to bars, and ended up getting drugged and gang raped - as if this happens to every young jw who chooses to get higher education.. .
what ridiculous examples have you heard used at meetings or assemblies?.
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MrFreeze
I always hated those soliloquys about the people who were almost "tricked" into doing the actual smart thing but thought better of it. Funny thing is, most of the people who performed them participated in activites and such that they were downplaying as wicked doings of worldly people.
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MrFreeze
Where do you think the money comes for your free health care Europe and Canada? That's right, taxes.
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Uganda "Kill the Gays" bill could be passed in 72 hours...Sign the Petition
by unshackled inthis is barbaric.
we can help stop it by signing this petition.
here is the link to the site: http://www.allout.org/en/petition/uganda.
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MrFreeze
You do know online petitions don't do anything right?
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Is the ultimate oxymoron god's love!
by Star tiger ini was just thinking about this wonderful earth created for us, .
only 1% of the worlds water is drinkable,.
75% of the worlds vegetation is inedible for us, and we cannot digest cellulose.
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MrFreeze
The old testament and new testament God's are very different. New testament is all lovie dovie. Old testament is a vengeful, jealous, mean god.