Posts by Gerard

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Lets Make JW Bumper Stickers

by Gerard in

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"jehovah's witness, such a presentable vegetable".

"jehovah's witness protection program: electrify your front door".

"freedom is the distance between jws and me".

Gerard

"Do Not Join the Cult If You Are Not Ready To Die"

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The series "Lost"

by free2beme in

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i don't get to watch this series on it's scheduled night, but i do keep up by watching it on the internet.

this year a lot has been revealed, but like always, a lot has not.

basically it seems the island has some special powers, a box that gives you what ever you want, and people see this ben guy as a leader.

Gerard

The map was posted in the official "Lost" forum. It is very obvious that the producers plant information -and clues- in there for the fans.

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Lets Make JW Bumper Stickers

by Gerard in

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"jehovah's witness, such a presentable vegetable".

"jehovah's witness protection program: electrify your front door".

"freedom is the distance between jws and me".

Gerard

"Jehovah's Witness, Such a Presentable Vegetable"

"Jehovah's Witness Protection Program: Electrify your Front Door"

"Freedom is the distance between JWs and me"

JW = No Forgiveness

Miracles Happen, Ask Watchtower's Banker.

Don't let Worries Kill You. The Watchtower can Help.

Honk if you Believe in God, not the Watchtower.

Let JWs among you who is without sin to shut the hell up.

"There needs to be a thorough examination, by JW everywhere, of why it is that the faith they love breeds so many moron mutant strains."

"JW women can do kinky things with their knees. That's why they aren't supposed to reveal them in public."

Unless your members suicide, no one is going to take your cult seriously"

JWs May Lie to Non-JWs"

"If you were taught that the WT caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of the WT"

A bad JW is worse when he pretends to be a saint."

"If you don't pay your exorcist JW you get repossessed."

"Fantastic doctrines require unanimity of belief. One dissenter casts doubt on the creed of millions. Thus the fear and hate; thus the torture chamber, the iron stake, the gallows, the labor camp, the psychiatric ward." — Edward Abbey.

"It is impossible that there should be inhabitants on the opposite side of the Earth, since no such race is recorded by Scripture among the descendants of Adam." — St. Augustine.

"Jehovah's Witnesses coupled with 'OH NO !' are universal to all languages and cultures."

Jehova witness: "But sir, don't you want eternal life ?
—Yeah, but not if it's gonna be with a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses, I mean what kind of heaven is that ?" — Classic 'how to get rid of JW' trick.

"No, no, no — you don't argue with JW concepts. You have to claim Dogma, and therefore leave no room for rational thought."

"If only Jehovah would give me a clear sign ! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

"...balance the budget ? Tax the Watchtower."

"So the universe is not quite as you thought it was. You'd better rearrange your beliefs, then. Because you certainly can't rearrange the universe." — Isaac Asimov & Robert Silverberg in Nightfall.

"God must love stupid people... He made so MANY Jws!"

"A metaphysician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there, and a JW is one who thinks he finds the cat."

"Jehovah's Witness: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy"

"There ain't no devil, it's just Jehovah when he's drunk."

"The problem with JWs who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."

"Sorry I missed the JW Memorial... I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

"Jaracz would have made a good Pope."

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You'll NEVER guess who just called me!!!!!!!!!

by FreedomFrog in

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my mom!!!

she and the rest of my family have been shunning me since dec. 24 of last year.

she told me at that time to never call her because of my new "religious" lifestyle.

Gerard

Careful. She will try to lovingly "save" your kids, and put them against you in the process.

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The series "Lost"

by free2beme in

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friends

i don't get to watch this series on it's scheduled night, but i do keep up by watching it on the internet.

this year a lot has been revealed, but like always, a lot has not.

basically it seems the island has some special powers, a box that gives you what ever you want, and people see this ben guy as a leader.

Gerard

(And WHAT is with Jack---being so trusting of and taken in by Juliet?)

Boy meets sexy girl. Sexy girl dominates boy.

Julia and the guy who gave Sawyer's dossier to locke, both hate Ben. We should expect a revolt at some point.

It was a good episode, but the sacrificial stone column in the jungle was a little bit too Hollywood.

It will be interesting to see if Locke is infiltrating or being indoctrinated.

Regarding the Russian 'patchy', I agree with Charlie. I would never have have allowed him to just walk away, not without Sayeed interrogating him.

By the way, I think there are two small submarines. Julia's lift was impecable and had a tower. The one Locke blew up was rusted and had no tower.

Sawyer is still my favorite character.

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JESUS REFUTES THE WATCHTOWER'S BLOOD POLICY

by Terry in

the watchtower bible and tract society represents itself as christian.. it represents its theology and policies as direct from jehovah god through his son, jesus christ.

further, the governing body of this corporation interposes itself between the mediator, jesus, and the rest of jehovah's (christian) witnesses for the purpose of "feeding them (spiritual) food at the proper time.. the official word of jesus christ is represented in the watchtower's policy on blood transfusions.. in 1998 this statement was made:.

jehovah's witnesses do not accept whole blood, or major components of blood, namely, red blood cells, white blood cells, platelets and plasma.

Gerard

The [Watchtower's] group of legal and religion specialists claims the society fights mainly for freedom for the religious organization -- not for freedom of conscience for individual Witnesses.

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=d2cea7c5-f7ce-4917-a338-55f42571ff1d&k=93098&p=1

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HAVE SOME FUN WITH THE MAY 2007 AWAKE!

by Mary in

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ok, here's the original:.

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and here's a blank canvas for you: .

Gerard

Old Light: Jehovah Will Provide.

New Light: Provide For Yourself.

Tips for ex-Bethelites:

Five exciting ways to obtain a shopping kart.

Save Even More by Shunning Your Kids, Family & Friends

Best NY Restaurants To Go Panhandle

Do Not Question. Do not Verify

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Could this be why WBTS is moving out of NewYork?

by restrangled in

apparently they were getting a pass on water and sewer bills over the years from the city of new york.. i came across the following today.. .

matter of brooklyn assembly halls of jehovah's witnesses, inc. v department of envtl.

prudenti, p.j., fisher, carni and mccarthy, jj., concur.

Gerard

The Supreme Court granted the petition.

The WT howls to the winds how they have won fourty somrthing cases in the Supreme COurt. They don't say what the issues were, just that they "improved human rights" in USA (sic. Knocking documentary).

How are my rights improved when the JWs are allowed to wake me up on Sunday mornings? How are my human rights improved by the Ivory Tower dodging taxes and refusing to pay for their water & sewage?

They never fought for human rights. They fight to enrich the Borganization.

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