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Posts by Gerard
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12About the New WT Logo......
by cameo-d insquare wave in five steps.
gibbs phenomenon.. could "square wave" be a symbol of affinity with another cult?.
every calculated move of the nwo is based on pythagorean theorems.. .
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Woman Jumps on Pope
by monkeyman inmust have been a dub giving him a tract.. if she's deemed crazy, then for sure shes a dub..
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses a Cult?
by trevor inmind control.
when one is a member of a group such as jehovahs witnesses, it is not possible to be aware of the degree to which personal freedoms that are normally taken for granted are lost.
the mind-control techniques used by the watchtower society are by no means unique.
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***QUÉBEC!***
by tigoyo1 iny a tu quelqu'un qui vient du quebec ou qui parle francais icitte ?
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is there anybody here who is from quebec or speak french?.
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Boy Sent Home From School For Drawing Pic Of Jesus Dead On A Cross!
by minimus ina taunton mass.
2nd grader was sent home from school after the class was asked to draw something relating to the holidays.
he had been with his dad a couple of weeks before to a church function and saw these types of crosses on display.
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Letter from Michael Moore to Pres. Obama, and Pres. Obama's response
by glenster inhttp://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2009/11/michael-moore-exchanges-letters-with-obama.html.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/11/30/809109/-an-open-letter-to-president-obama-from-michael-moore.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/11/30/809130/-an-open-letter-to-michael-moore-from-president-obama.
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Question about WT article about ancient city of Tyre
by EndofMysteries inwt 59 page 312.
"true to the prophecy, not long after the fall of jerusalem, the king of babylon came against tyre.
but tyre was confident.
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Gerard
You are agonizing over a worthless entry on a cultish magazine written by a JW trying to hold on to his subsidized room & board because he has no clue on how to perform a normal job.
Your 'hidden' secret messges are nothing else than clouds of flatulence. Want to explore magic? Go outside, smell the flowers, watch the birds fly and take your kids with you. Your 'research' is is nothing more than chasing your own tail. Breath deep and wake up from your Peter Pan adventure.
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VERY DEEP QUESTIONS for elect/annointed/those with insight/holy spirit/etc
by EndofMysteries inonly need answer if you have already researched, come to an understanding, or have seen this and currently figuring it out.
if you have no idea what i'm talking about, then question doesn't apply to you as i feel it's information that is only understood at the right time and to those allowed to get understanding of it.. ***if you would like to give me some answers, but feel the information can't be posted publically or your restricted in whom to give it to, feel free to message me directly.
that's also why i am asking these questions in a way in which only you would understand, but i do not know how to find you otherwise.. .
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Logistical problems of the new system...
by highdose injust supposing that you belive in it... i used to always wonder, how on earth are we going to get from one country to the other?
i mean old type ships used to take months to get around!
what about land travel?
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Gerard
I applaud everyone's imagination, I think this is the most interesting thread in a very long time. But since independent thinking will still be frowned upon, you will be limited to dragging the bodies out of the house of your choice, burning them (why dig a pit?) and wait for Jehovah to provide you with a Mexican orderly with your groceries new release DVDs and beer. So you might expect your pet lion (or tiger if you wish) to occasionally indulge in ingesting an occasional Mexican delivering your vegan supplies, an entirely valid course of action for such non-baptised and "worldly" animal such as a giant cat.
The scarcity of hispanic orderlies will eventually provoke the creation of local communities for mutual support and soon, competition between neighboring -and competing- settlements will arise for available resources. Conflicts will arise, inmorlities will be commited, which will prompt the emergence of a few mesiahs anouncing hope for a change into the New System Version 1.2 in which you will be required to shun unbelievers of your faith, including fish-eating Lions, dog-loving people, teeth-brushers, poets, architects, onion addicts and hand washers. An iron-depleated vegetarian man in in his way of losing his marbles, will lament the absence of god, write the Elbib (reverse of the Bible) in which he will invoke the blasphemous act of self-mutilation, today referred to as trimming your nails. True believers will be distinguished by long, yellow, crusty unkept finger nails, but their inability to use their hands while grasing on the green praries will lead to famine. The lucky ones will be reduced to minced meat by their pet lions, who -understandingbly- will be hurt by your sharp finger nail petting, will be pissed off and will devour you. The new religious cult will eventually collapse under its own weght and self-limitations. Peple will trim their nails, shoo the lions away, eat fish, brush their teeth, build their own shelters, grow their food and some will even apply nail polish, and in dong so, they will displease Jeehover so that he will condemn humanity to life on Earth as their forefathers did. To the man he will say:
'Because you have done this you are cursed and will have to brew yer own beer.' (Gen. 3:14)
To the woman He will say: 'I shall give you great labor at home, no vcuum cleaner or laundry machines will be invented in 6000 years, the chocolate that you have grown to love so much will make you fat. You will desire your husband, but he will be your master.' (Gen. 3:16)
And to the man He said: 'Because you have listened to your wife and have gone shoe-shopping on Sunday as I forbade you, on your account the earth will be cursed. You will get your food from it only by labour all the days of your life; No more slave laborers feeding you! You will pay mortgage on the house you took, and only by the sweat of your brow will you win your beer until you canvas the sector 12B monthly and bring the contributions to the old man with the lose marbles. Dust you are, to dust you will return.' (Gen. 3:17-19)
So god drove Adam and Evan out of paradise and settled them to the east of the white House. He stationed the cherubim to guard the way to the Budweiser brewery of life and regularly check their service card. (Gen. 3:20-24)
Adam will ask Evan: 'Dude, have we been here before?"
'Dude, I think that history is repeating itself....'
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My Wife is demanding that I stop coming to this board.
by garyneal inokay, i am in a bit of a dilemma.
since i believe in honesty between marriage mates, i have been telling my wife about this board and my participation on it.
i feel it is only right so that she won't feel like i have anything to hide.
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