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  BOE LTR PDF Nov 17- Notation made to ks10

  by yknot in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  (( hardcopy link of boe ltr pdf : http://www.sendspace.com/file/1gncdo ))... in my best 'theocratic' voice trying to mimic a service meeting conductor (giggles) ..."if you have acrobat you can insert this behind the other boes in the ks10 pdf, or if not consider downloading and keeping it in the same file as your ks10 for future need to know..... i chose to 'highlight' what i thought might be of interest to the forum in the below transcript but of course it is not limited!.

  to all bodies of elders.

  re: letters of introduction.

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  the-illuminator81

  Even when you are disassociated, disfellowshipped or inactive, the WTS still wants to know where you live.
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  1967 Wierdest Yearbook experience EVER! Witness silences talking snake!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  yearbook 1967 p.105 "a large crowd was following a man who had a talking serpent...the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foreign tongues {college educated no doubt he he}...a brother passing by went into the house, as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking.

  the man cried out:"a magican has entered the room!...the brother asked the man: "is that a serpent or a demon that has spoken to you?....not one serpent has spoken except in the garden of eden"...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the house...he later was anxious to get some literature...".

  how did this stupid experience get passed the bethel bullcrap detector???

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  I guess spiritist mediums are reliable after all, if their testimony is good enough for a yearbook it is good enough for me.
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  Members of Governing Body preach door to door?

  by ZionsWatchTower in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does anyone know if they still make this work?.

  *sorry for my bad english.... .

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  Of course they don't, because it is stated in Acts 10:7 that you should not transfer from house to house. Of course the governing body would not ignore Jesus command as they adhere to Bible Truth™.
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  Could use a little input on freedom of speech with JW relatives.

  by nicolaou in

  1. social
  2. family

  how do you deal with jw relatives who say; "can i just ask you one thing?".

  seems obvious that you'd willingly answer their question right?

  i mean, it's good that they're asking questions, maybe they're waking up and it might start them on their journey out of the wt.. but.. i've got one real hardcore jw sibling.

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  You have freedom of speech as long as you never disagree with the teachings of the WTS, or better said, you have no freedom of speech at all.

  You should reply "Only if I can answer your question truthfully without being reported to the elders or risk disfellowshipping, no matter what I say."

  And even if they agree, they can change their mind afterwards and report you.
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  10 Predictions of 2011

  by free2beme in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if everyone else can do these, get 90% wrong, and still be given the chance to do it again the next year ... like their an expert!

  well then, i am going to, as well.. 1. isreal will have a full invastion happen, from two countries at once, in 2011. this will trigger a nato response and a local nuclear attack on a military target.. 2. within three months of marriage, prince william will annouce that his new wife is expecting.. 3. the us economy will show a bounce back, until gas prices sky rocket in the summer and send it skidding down again at a faster rate then before.

  people will blame what ever party they do not vote for, ... and george w bush.. 4. massive flooding will happen in the united states, northwest region, as the massive snow falls and cold winters are met with faster then expected higher temps in the spring.. 5. a massive hurricane will hit the east coast, and be followed with one of equal power within only two days.

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  Your predictions are way too specific.. you should try something like this:

  "And after the great storm, a giant snake will rise up from the oceans, and the snake will vomit 12 lions unto the land of great trees. Two of these lions will gain wealth unheard of, whilst the other lions will become enslaved. And there will be weeping and gnashing of the teeth."

  I'm sure in January of 2012 I will be able to apply this prophecy to something that happened in 2011.
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  BOE LTR Dec 26, 2010 "Increased Activity April 2011"....Transcript....

  by yknot in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in an effort to increase the praise and honor to jehovah and jesus christ at the time of the memorial, the governing body has arranged for a special period of increased activity during april 2011.

  you will be pleased to learn that during april 2011, publishers who wish to serve as auxiliary pioneers may indicate on the application whether they will be working toward a 30-hour or 50-hour requirement for the month.

  this is a special arrangement for the month of april 2011 only.

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  The funny part is that this letter will be read twice because the WTS knows a lot of publishers are skipping meetings!
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  1984 WT cover -- Watchtower's Final Failed Prediction?

  by FatFreek 2005 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  the infamous cover of that 1984 watchtower (27 years ago) was perhaps the last prediction / prophecy of the watchtower society.

  will there be any more or have they finally learned their lesson?

  some think they are like a race-track junkie and are addicted to predictions.

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  Let's start a fund to put this image on billboards next to roads leading to district conventions.
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  When the Reptillian Anti-Christ is unmasked, what is your firearm of choice to kill our invaders?

  by WingCommander in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this subject thread has been on my mind for a while, especially after seeing "zombieland" and foodall's thread about our possible ufo/reptilian over lords/realion/alien invaders.

  when the great day of reckoning comes, whether it be from ufo alien invaders, realian reptilian over lords, demons in human-hybrid form, or just plain old virus-infected zombies, what will you be carrying to defend yourself from the hostile forces of e-vile?

  please, no one say a "bible" or i'm going to just laugh my ass off.

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  A supersoaker filled with liquid nitrogen.. effectively a kind of anti-reptilian flamethrower.
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  Can anyone here SEE the "Run-Away Freight train" about to "Blind-Side" the WTBTS???

  by foodalls in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just got off listening to the the tape about the teh bethlelite brothers and the case a member of the anointed has filed against a congregation about an illegal disfellowshiping...and both of these "brothers" have set this organization for a very hard fall!

  but!...thats not what i see from what o got from these tapes....but it will be a big contributing factor (i actually feel sorry for those poor "ignorant" elders who will be left to "flap-in-the-wind" over this!!!

  )..but its what ii know is comig about all religion that know for a fact!!!

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  10 years of research watching videos on youtube, forwarding chain e-mails and following the scifi channel?
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  Ireland orders transfusion for baby of JWs

  by ex-Special Pioneer in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ireland orders transfusion for baby of jehovahs witnessesnational post staff january 13, 2011 2:05 pm.

  by lauren strapagiel.

  an irish court has ordered a life-saving blood transfusion for the infant of a jehovahs witness couple, rte reports.. the couples baby boy came down with bronchitis on dec. 25 and was placed in hospital the following day.

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  JW's should not be allowed to have children at all.