Have to shave everyday or they look like Miami Vice wannabe's.
This one is a conundrum for me: My skin is very sensitive to razor burn so shaving everyday isn't always possible. I know it's what the ladies dig though.
On the other hand, I once tried growing a beard when I was younger but that didn't look good at all because my beard is so tight and curly, it would look like a beaver pelt glued to my face!
Have to register for the draft.
Not in Canada!
Have to keep up that macho image for their buds.
I'm so used to being the oddball that I just don't give a s**t about being macho! I'm just me. If other guys don't like it, they can shove it!
Have to pretend to love beer.
I don't have to pretend anything there. I DO love beer. Everyone in my family does, little sisters included. My Dad would give us kids small swigs of it when we were little.
To them, size is an important issue. Their brains get twisted in knots wondering if it matters to women.
I used to wonder what the AVERAGE really was. Now that I know what it is and that my package is average, I'm not so worried.
"It's not ho deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm!"
Need little blue pills. 40% of men need them after 40 and over 70% need them from 70 on and for some the blamed pills dont' work for them at all.
Not applicable! I'm not in my 40's yet and I don't see any other major health problems coming. I'm not even balding. I guess I come from good stock.
Blue pills cost at least ten dollars a piece.
Yikes! I doubt I'll ever need 'em. If I ever do, I'm sure they'll be a lot cheaper by then.
Men: don't get the credit they deserve for being class A nags. Poor fellas. Think governing body and elders, the champions of the art of nagging.
Maybe I'm a little bit guilty of that. I did grown up being around women a lot though. I have a lot of women friends too. (Bad influence?)
Men: they get stuck with wives who just never, ever can cook, clean, or bail them out of trouble like their mommies.
Not applicable. However: I learned a long time ago that no woman is going to be exactly like Mom. It just doesn't happen! Men just have to accept and appreciate women for who and what they are. I never expected my mom to bail me out of anything and she wouldn't do it anyway.
Men: neck ties.
I have no problem with that. I never complained about wearing full suits on hot days either. Honest!
They are too proud to ask for directions so they spend 2 years, 45 days, 7.5 hours, 20 seconds driving around lost during their life times.
I have asked on very rare occasions BUT I really am good at figuring things out myself. I am a good navigator. Honest! GPS isn't foolproof but it makes things easier.
They are not allowed to cry, dammit. Not even when they slam their fingers in the car door. The only time it is okay for men to cry is when their hound dogs die.
I'll agree that this is unfortunate. I will say that ALL grownups of either gender SHOULD have self restraint in this regard anyway BUT guys should be given a little more leeway in this than they actually receive.
They cannot have tea cup toy poodles with pink toenails, pink ear bows and pierced ears riding around in their pockets. They especially cannot name them Fifi or Chiffon.
Perhaps guys are forced to be a little too uptight when it comes to gender stereotypes of this nature, but sorry, I don't think the distinction between genders should become too blurry here. If a guy does do something like the above, he will rightfully have his masculinity and sexual orientation put into question!
Have to button the top button on dress shirts.
If I'm wearing a tie, i don't see an issue with this.
Have to pretend they don't love quiche.
I'm kinda undecided about this one...
Have to pretend they come from Mars.
I'm such an oddity, I might as well be from Neptune and I make no bones about it...
Have to pretend they don't watch Hallmark Channel and Oprah.
Maybe...
Have to pretend they hate Nanci Pelosi and that they love Sarah Palin.
Gee guys! Who would you rather sleep with?
Can get woody at the most inconvenient times.
Is this even disputable?
Don't women get periods, cramps and bloating at inopportune times as well?
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