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  The NEXT time we come to your door, ASK....

  by theMadJW in

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  do you really believe jesus was teaching the crowds that he would appoint a small group of men in ny in 1919 a "faithful and discreet slave class"????

  ?.

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  ex-witness

  The next time (if it EVER happens since finding a JW going door to door in Austin, Tx is like finding a snowflake in July, in Austin, Tx) one of them come to my home, I'm going to listen to their conversation starter. Then I will raise some "conversation stoppers" to see if they have been good little Theocrappy Ministery School students. If they succeed in routing my questions, I'll express my pleasure at donating for the Worldwide Work. But for my donation I want every book in BOTH bookbags. All magazines. Because I like to read.

  At the end I'll hand them a Council Slip, showing them where they have opportunities to work on. Some of the points will be Lying Effectively, Ignoring Questions, Back-peddling, Complete Ignorance of the Bible, and of course, Adherence to False Teachings. If they get a "W" on any point, they must come back the next day to work on it and get an "I".

  They'll feel comfortable with the structure, as most automatons do.
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  Actual letter from the United Nations regarding JWs' NGO affiliation

  by ex-witness in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  http://www.un.org/dpi/ngosection/pdfs/watchtower.pdf.

  refute that you hypocrites!.

  (thank you u.n. for abiding by the freedom of information act.

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  ex-witness

  Best part is when the UN "Disassociated" the WTBS! I almost died laughing.
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  Actual letter from the United Nations regarding JWs' NGO affiliation

  by ex-witness in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  http://www.un.org/dpi/ngosection/pdfs/watchtower.pdf.

  refute that you hypocrites!.

  (thank you u.n. for abiding by the freedom of information act.

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  ex-witness

  http://www.un.org/dpi/ngosection/pdfs/watchtower.pdf

  Refute that you hypocrites!

  (Thank you U.N. for abiding by the Freedom of Information Act.)
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  # 1 scripture that Jehovah Witnesses avoid, when denying they are false prophets

  by wasblind in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jeremiah 28: 15-17. and jeremiah the prophet went on to say to hananiah the prophet: "listen, please, oh hananiah!

  jehovah has not sent you, but you yourself have caused this people to trust in a falsehood.

  therefore this is what jehovah has said, ' look!

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  ex-witness

  (Despite the fact I don't believe a non-existent creature can HAVE A NAME, madJW) Here's YOUR god's name

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  "Jeh" is a jinn or a demon. A female consort/prostitute demon. (Jinns are genies like in the Aladdin tales later. Lilith has the lead role and is represented by an owl.)
  "Hovah" literally means ruin or destruction in Hebrew.

  Jehovah = Whore of Ruin

  You're right. The world does know a name. And an organization.. which would be more aptly called "Witnesses of the Whore of Ruin".
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  All the accusations- and no substance....how SHOCKING!

  by theMadJW in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  are there pretenders in our brotherhood- as in all religion- that do what is evil?.

  yes.. have we made stupid guesses about some of the prophecies, as all churches do?.

  yes.. does our "organization" make mistakes- as, you guessed it, all do?.

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  ex-witness

  You're absolutely right MadJW. But your organization FOCUSES ON MEN. "The Faithful and Discreet Slave" "The Governing Body" ... where is your god in all of this? Perhaps he is in the lavatory... (Yeah.. I totally Baal'ed your god. )
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  Encounter with JW's on the Street

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was pushing my sister's wheelchair as we were enjoying the perfect .

  saturday noon weather.

  we were going to a local restaurant to get .

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  ex-witness

  Would it be horribly wrong to do this:

  I have 2 roommates. I'd thought about filling out "Would you welcome a bible study?" request, so that some JWs could come to my house. When they got there I would tell them, "Sorry, Roommate A, isn't here now, but come on in (said the spider to the fly)." :) Then I would question them on doctrine ONLY an ex-witness would know, and see where their faith lies... (ooh.. double entendre!)

  P.S. I don't mind "stumbling", "weakening one's faith", etc.... because in the end, it would only lead to a happier, more well-adjusted life.

  Like JWs LOVE to say," I'd be doing a LIFE-SAVING WORK!"

  Most likely I'd just open the door, "Hi. I'm an apostate. Boogity boogity!"
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  My MS priviledges have just been removed, and I was 'privately reproved'.

  by african GB Member in

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  2. friends

  i am so sorry to all those who where inspired by my being an ms.. this means there will be no posting boe letters or anything to that effect as i do not have access to official jw website anymore..

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  ex-witness

  Well said Finally-free... but isn't that what JWs are taught? To lead double lives, be deceitful, wear the "facade of holiness" yet inside "they are full of all sorts of filth and disgusting things"(Insert random bible book, chapter, verse).

  african GB - don't worry, you'll get back on "track" you definitely show the Pharisaical way of thinking those hypocritical false teachers LOVE. You should be a traveling overseer by the end of the year! Fleece em, fleece em good!
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  Was the legend about Smurfs being demonic just an urban legend, or was it mentioned in the literature?

  by IsaacJ22 in

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  2. friends

  i never heard about the smurfs being evil until i joined the forum.

  but when i look in the volume library, the word doesn't come up.

  i was wondering if anyone ever heard mention of it in the literature--as in, was it an official position?.

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  ex-witness

  Smurfs were communists. I don't see why the JWs had a problem with them. The male smurfs never got laid, and Smurfette knew her place and kept it. And the oldest, Papa Smurf, was the leader. Isn't that what JWs want? No sex, women kept in "their place" and to listen to the ramblings of dottering old men far out of touch from reality?
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  All the accusations- and no substance....how SHOCKING!

  by theMadJW in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  are there pretenders in our brotherhood- as in all religion- that do what is evil?.

  yes.. have we made stupid guesses about some of the prophecies, as all churches do?.

  yes.. does our "organization" make mistakes- as, you guessed it, all do?.

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  ex-witness

  With your questions at the beginning of the thread, you indicate the unholiness and outright apostasy of WTBS.

  You answered all of your own questions, indicating that Jehovah's Witnesses are no different than other religions.
  YET - Your church (since you're like all other religions, we'll just call it that) PROCLAIMS they are the ONLY TRUE religions, just like all others.

  IF there is a god (which I find no evidence to support such a wild theory), Jehovah's Witnesses SHOULD be the first group destroyed in Armageddon. (I'll be there, roasting marshmellows over the rubble of 25 Columbia Heights.)
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  Best Songs used by Movies

  by Darth plaugeis in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  ok best sex scenes in movies are up right now, how about songs that have been out for years then used in a movie and will always be tied to that movie???.

  my fav is this one.... never heard the song the same way.

  stuck in the middle with you/ stealers wheels.

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  ex-witness

  The Pixies "Where is my mind?" Fight Club

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCD14IrOcIs