While I think your posts are very well presented and uniquely interesting, I do think you are carrying over a Watchtower belief that needs to be disposed of because it causes you to come to not very insightful conclusions. Sure there are contrasting differences that don't gel in the Bible, but I think it's something big to you because you're trying to get the Bible to be something the Witnesses claim it should be. Those outside the JW “compound”(like in Christendom) already know these things—they've known them for centuries—and still they accept the Bible. They will look at list like this and ask you if you slept through Sunday school as a kid.
Sometimes we carry over a lot of JW baggage without realizing it. Using Watchtower criteria to judge things in the world will always leave us missing the point everyone else on the planet gets (not to mention the civilization that exists on the M-class planet closest to Betelgeuse). Not that we have to accept these things either, but we won't look very smart to begin with. (I.E.: Other person never a JW reads your points and replies to you in a sarcastic tone: Really? The Bible contradicts itself? Wow! After 2000 years of no one in Christianity ever seeing this, we should all be glad you were born into the world! Thank you, thank you so very much. Now excuse me, because I'm late for my buttock hair removal.)
Unlike the way the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses would like us to believe, Catholics, Protestants, and Orthodox Christians did not derive their teachings from the Bible. Because—and this goes for Protestants in a roundabout way—Christianity was already functioning by the time the last of the writings that would be included in the New Testament was written, beliefs it had already developed before the Christian Greek Scriptures’ canonization such as the Trinity could never have come from a collection of holy writings that had yet to be considered the equivalent of God’s Word as found in the Tanakh or Hebrew Scriptures (Old Testament).
The KJV was introduced in 1611, the Catholic Douay in 1610, questions regarding the Byzantine/Masoretic-versus today’s critical master texts such as the UBS would not develop until much later of course. The formal Trinity doctrine predates the official canonization of the Christian Scriptures, however. Today’s Evangelical Christians come from American history, after Puritanism’s failure with the Salem Witch Hunts and extended past the Second Awakening into the time of the Adventist’s and the Watchtower’s own Charles Taze Russell. Attempting to put these things together would thus require a rip in the fabric of the space time continuum.
While it’s not that other religions don’t hold the Bible to be God’s inspired, it’s that they don’t believe the Bible is the foundation of religious belief like the Witnesses do. Even for many sola-scriptura Evangelistic Fundamentalists, Christianity is a hodgepodge of beliefs found in and out of the Bible. Teachings such a marrying before a Church elder or a member of the clergy, adding books to the Hebrew Bible and considering them inspired equivalents, even beliefs the Witnesses don’t like such as the Trinity, worship on Sundays as a Christian observance of the Sabbath, the celebration of the Nativity, etc., all these are part of Christianity’s history which the Witnesses reject.
The JWs are restorationism religion, a sect that believes that everything about God and religion before it is impure and unsatisfactory to the Creator until their own religious system came on the scene. The Latter-Day Saints believe this as do the Witnesses. But by rejecting Christianity and its history (not to mention Judaism’s), one has to reject the Church Fathers and those taught by them (as well as what rose from and after the Mishnah), as well as the great strides made in theology that followed. This is usually accompanied in these restorationism groups by a rejection of formal education and thus leaving them with no formal scholars whose knowledge can be put to the test by academia. Reading the Bible outside of the history of the communities and without following or even having learned academic and scholastic principles is dangerous indeed.
Even the New Testament and the Bible makes it clear that there is much regarding God’s self revelation that would not be contained in its pages. Jesus stated that was why he was sending the Holy Spirit. It was that Spirit that moved the Christians to decide which books formally belonged in the Bible. You don’t find explicit details in the Bible regarding what makes up canonicity and what doesn’t, how many if any “gospels” should exist, why reject the well-known Didache but accept the virtually unheard of 2 Peter while putting well-distributed and popular Shepherd of Hermas and the Apocalypse of Peter, and accepted the controversial (and back then highly suspicious) Revelation to John. The expressions and words regarding Biblical canonization do not even occur in Scripture. If you are supposed to do things “by the Book” in Christianity, then the Christians goofed since there is no instruction in the Hebrew Bible authorizing them to add their writings to the Jewish ones or how to even do it.
That is why there are so many well-informed agnostics and atheists on this board. I’m still believe in God, but I highly respect them because they are usually some of the best examples of starting from scratch (usually, because just like people who claim to be religious there are also a few bad apples among any group that embraces an ideology—blame human nature, not necessarily our convictions). Unlearning is a very difficult process. Many of us don’t do that successfully upon leaving the Witnesses. It’s scary, very difficult. We don’t see where we will land. And because reality comes with very few guarantees (unlike the JWs who offer “an-answer-for-everything” type of religion), it something that will be—not might—demanding great emotional effort as well. Big challenges and steps to take.
So before we begin judging other religious and philosophical systems just like the Watchtower did, we need to ask ourselves: “If you took the name of whatever I’m spouting and replaced with JW terms, am I still the same ‘preach/got-to-prove-others-wrong-because-I-got-it-right’ robot merely exchanging one ‘brand’ of rhetoric for another?”
Sure, we’re all going to find something else after leaving from living over the oppressive and very heavy shadow of that Watchtower. The difference is we’re going to love others not “in spite” of these difference but because of them. We embrace others because they are the totality of everything they are. If they want to know more about what we believe or are doing, they’ll ask. And we can share without feeling like we have to prove anything wrong because—well, we’ve all been down that path.
Now if there is someone to prove wrong it’s from where we left. Where we are going—a world filled with Evangelists, and Mormons, and atheists, and Jews, and Protestants, and Muslims, and Catholics, etc.—it’s best not to go out with guns blazing against the citizens of this world whose acceptance we now need after rejecting them so cruelly for so long. We definitely got being judges of what is and what isn’t “truth” so wrong already, it’s best not to make the same mistake twice. So if somebody has something different about them, even something we can’t accept, we should remember at least one lesson if nothing else after leaving the Witnesses…
Having one foot in our mouth is forgivable. Those who can’t move because they managed to fit both in their trap are just left there to rot. If they aren’t smart enough to keep the second foot from getting stuck in their pie hole they deserve to go without feet and left to die under the hot sun on the side walk where the ants will think twice before rejecting to feast on them.
And what good is there in having a pie hole if you have no room left to stick a slice in (not to mention that even if you did manage to get a slice in it would taste like foot)?