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  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  You do know I'm a registered Secular Humanist, right?

  Did you know I can speak French in German?
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  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  KOW: Yes. Join the mean mustard cult. If you don't, then you'll die. But not really... just someday. So, in a sense, it's not an empty threat.
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  299

  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  I can sit on a fence and keep an opinion to myself or don't have to decide.

  I am my own person.

  Sure, but if you try and draw a square circle, and someone says - " Hey, you kinda can't do that...it's impossible" and you snap back that you are your own person, and you can sit in the fence between a square and circle..... well ... then I'll lol. Ok
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  299

  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  Lol. Wtf

  I said "pick one" because you were drawing distinctions between a literal God and a story about a fictional God. I said it doesn't matter - you pick. You. No forcing anything. If you pick a literal God, and this is a story about a literal God, he lied. If it's a story, then the fictional God lied in the story.

  Lol

  In fact, all my previous posts were playing along - as cheeky as they were - saying that it looks like God told a "white lie" because it was the only way to get Adam to behave (since he had no moral compass). Just like your mother telling you not to masterbate because you'll go blind.
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  299

  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  The truth is you folks are still acting the same way the Jehovah's Witnesses do. You demand I think like you and when I don't you demonize me.

  No. Don't conflate 'holding the same opinion' with 'being logically coherent'. If you say God did not lie because He does not exist, it's a non argument when people are discussing the story as fiction. It's like saying the wolf didn't huff and puff and blow the little piggies house in because that story is fiction.

  You haven't moved past the Watchtower religion's practices that you criticize. You only do that when it's convenient.

  I'm an atheist. I think I've moved past the WT pretty well.
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  299

  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  That depends on your point of view and how you interpret the story.

  Doesn't matter. Pick one.
  

  God doesn't lie any more than God tells the truth. To do claim such things is to make God in the image of humans.

  That's word salad. Utter nonsense.

  To do that is to make an idol out of God.

  More obfuscatuon.

  Remember these are just stories.

  So? It's just a story then. IN THE STORY, the character of God, completely fictional, lies.

  NRSVue and similar translations it just reads "you will surely die." No mention of a "day." So where is the lie? They did die, right?

  No. There is an implied causal relationship, such that if they had refrained from their action, they would not have died. You have turned the verse into no more than a phrase such as: "do not eat from it or the sun will rise tomorrow."

  Unless you offer a different definition of "die" .....

  Or did Adam and Eve ever exist? Does God exist?

  If none of them exist, did anyone lie?

  Yeap. In the story God lied.

  The boy who cried wolf is a fictional story. Are you saying he didn't cry wolf because we cant point to a real boy crying wolf? Good lord.
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  299

  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  So...

  In conclusion, even if the story is borrowed... err... stolen.... err... culturally appropriated, it's still God lying about the fruit.....
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  299

  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  A baby goat rather than a child. Although…

  The point there was really that it is an inconsistent list of commandments

  Maybe not... if you consider back in the day when you didn't have a knowledge of good and evil, well, God might decide throw in one of the old commandments for good measure. We already know (from new manuscripts) Adam probably had some goat issues.... Kinda like a "Oh and by the way, don't do this... the first guy had some trouble with it, but you should know better since the whole tree thing.... but I'll say it for good measure".

  You know, its like getting a superman cape from the costume store and it says "doesn't actually make you fly" on a warning label. You just know someone did something dumb in the past...
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  299

  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  ‘don’t boil a kid in its mother’s milk’

  This does seem like a reasonable requirement though...
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  299

  Who told the first lie?

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is a continuation of the discussion which sprang from an unrelated topic.. so according to genesis, who told the first lie?

  god told eve that if she ate from the tree of knowledge she would die that very same day.

  in response to that statement the devil told her she would not die.. eve ate from the tree and did not die.

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  MeanMrMustard

  @KOW:

  Were you able to read the new manuscript, recently unearthed, that I had no hand in creating, documenting further interactions between God and Adam? I pasted the translation on page 6 of this thread.

  Since you view these stories as a way of communicating deeper truths, not to be taken as literal history (a view I share), what sort of lesson do you see in the new manuscript text?