Yes the famous five finger meething ilustration lits.
if you miss one they could announce armageddon instrucions or some bull like that..
antes8080
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The "5 Pillars" of Witness life...
by stuckinarut2 inoh, there is one brother that keeps prattling on about "the 5 pillars of faith and worship".
- prayer.
- personal study.
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One day assembly
by Sour Grapes inat a recent one day assembly i walked away with the thought that the wtbts sure does not like witnesses who have the opportunity to make a good living.
there were, in one day, three experiences of witnesses who turned down "6 figure salaries" because there would be some traveling involved and some meetings would be missed as well as missing family worship night.
i thought it strange that the exact phrase was used of "6 figure salary".
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antes8080
many hear have partisipated in assembly and the C.O gos over all experiences.
so the c.o probably told the participants to add more then it was.
but i think they whant people to be poor that way you can look forward to play with the pandas
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memorial campaing experience
by antes8080 inso a friend from work had a get togather to watch ncaa basketball this pass weekend and i went on saturday morning as we wer watching the game some one rings the doorbell and my friend gos to the door he is there maybe a minute or so, he walks back into the room and screams outloud !!!
"yes i got invited" and starts laughing as other see what he was talking about .
someone sais " i hate those door knockers".
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antes8080
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memorial campaing experience
by antes8080 inso a friend from work had a get togather to watch ncaa basketball this pass weekend and i went on saturday morning as we wer watching the game some one rings the doorbell and my friend gos to the door he is there maybe a minute or so, he walks back into the room and screams outloud !!!
"yes i got invited" and starts laughing as other see what he was talking about .
someone sais " i hate those door knockers".
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antes8080
so a friend from work had a get togather to watch NCAA basketball this pass weekend and i went on saturday morning as we wer watching the game some one rings the doorbell and my friend gos to the door he is there maybe a minute or so, he walks back into the room and screams outloud !!! "yes i got invited" and starts laughing as other see what he was talking about
someone sais " i hate those door knockers"
another reply " there so annoying pushing there dumb pamphlet"
Friend " they interrupted me watching the game"
he crumbles the invite as we were watching baskeball shoots to the trash.
I have never been on the other side of the door like these it was eye opening to see how irrelevant the dubies are and what people think of them.
and to think that the sisters that knock on the door gave a invitation is going to mark it as placement when the placement whent straight to the trash.
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With two questions, i recieved two lies from some cart witnesses.
by brandnew intoday i walked up to a group of cart witnesses and picked up a watchtower.
i opened the watchtower up to the first page , and asked one of the witnesses if he had read it.. lie # 1... he said he read it.. i ask my second question to a woman witness sitting next to him , who by the way was hard to tear away from her cell phone..... "whats this watchtower about?
, "........ lie # 2 ... she said she read it , but forgot "exactly" what the main points were about..
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antes8080
have you read it?? NO!! but am getting my time in!!
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The desert god is a real A hole in this weeks bible reading
by _Morpheus inso this week dubbies read that the mean bad philistines were punished by the desert god for having his ark.
the desert god punished them with (drum roll please)....... hemroids and rats.
yep.
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antes8080
the most loving god ever cant wait to live in paradise for ever under his rulership.
am glad jesus learn so much from him.
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JW.ORG has jehovahs backing
by antes8080 inbeen hearing this from various people from the cong that jw.org is a clear sign that god is directing the org.. i have various friends in the it dept not only in brooklyn but mexico and colombia, just a fact there is 5 to 6 it dept all over the world that give support to jworgie 24/7... so i have ask them how they came up with the website wich is not the best but not the worst by far.
all four of them told me the same story, there is a brother in florida that is profesor of some kind computer class and as project he made them work on the website so students of these college helped launch this site.. so more like jah backing it has more like satan backing...
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antes8080
@millie2010 yes its the same one help with the app the broadcast and the site.
my point is that dubies take credit like jah made the site when it had outside higher education help..
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JW.ORG has jehovahs backing
by antes8080 inbeen hearing this from various people from the cong that jw.org is a clear sign that god is directing the org.. i have various friends in the it dept not only in brooklyn but mexico and colombia, just a fact there is 5 to 6 it dept all over the world that give support to jworgie 24/7... so i have ask them how they came up with the website wich is not the best but not the worst by far.
all four of them told me the same story, there is a brother in florida that is profesor of some kind computer class and as project he made them work on the website so students of these college helped launch this site.. so more like jah backing it has more like satan backing...
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antes8080
Been hearing this from various people from the Cong that JW.org is a clear sign that god is directing the org.
I have various friends in the IT dept not only in Brooklyn but mexico and Colombia, just a fact there is 5 to 6 IT Dept all over the world that give support to Jworgie 24/7..
So i have ask them how they came up with the website wich is not the best but not the worst by far. all four of them told me the same story, there is a brother in Florida that is profesor of some kind computer class and as project he made them work on the website so students of these college helped launch this site.
so more like jah backing it has more like satan backing..
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Long Time Lurker
by the comet init took a few years but i finally decided to join yesterday.
my background, born-in, still go to meetings for family reasons, i am inactive however.
if you were to ask when i first woke up i would say 2010 with the overlapping generation garbage.
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New "donation" arrangement begins to FAIL
by Tech49 inso here we are, almost a year into the "new" congregation donation arrangement.
and its beginning, as was predicted, to fail miserably, and to have direct negative consequences on the poor sheep.. let me give you a little experience, directly from our congregation of about 80 publishers.
back in may, after reading the letter about the "new" arrangement, the elder body decided to "donate" the extra funds on hand to wt, as directed.
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antes8080
@tec49 wow 800dlls a month thats a huge amount. some congs whent the realistic route 100-150 dlls a month.other cong have high amounts 700-900
are Cong whent with 300 dlls wich we cant cover.
there is a lil over 13000 congs in the US at around average of donation of 350 a month for the pass 9 months thats over 40million dlls, plus the funds on deposit they took away are they stashing the money in a swiss bank..