Telephone sex???? Cybersex??? LOL So two young JW's are going to get married, and they're talking on the phone. He says how he is looking forward to their wedding night, and how he can't wait to finally see her naked. He's so worked up that......well, you know. He has to report it to the elders and could get disfellowshipped for being so turned on by his soon to be wife?????
I only know of one person who recited the limeric "The Man From Nantucket." He was a regular pioneer and someone ratted him out and he got removed from the pioneer list and privately reproved.