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  Ouija Boards-The Mundanity Factor

  by CaptainSchmideo in

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  found a couple of comments submitted to james randi's web-site (www.randi.org/jr).

  a reader named scott nickell first tells me that he's related to professional skeptic joe nickell, and "fiercely proud" of it.

  he says that he may be a third cousin of joe's, once removed, or so.

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  I bought a Ouija board last year and it was the most interesting experience i ever had.

  I got in touch with this old black guy named "John". He communicated that he died in El Paso in 1853 and he would give us advice on what guys to date, what to do about our personal lives, etc. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. I guess no one is perfect, even in the afterlife.

  Me and my mates once got in touch with a little girl that wanted everyone to just leave her alone. My friend got all cocky and asked her to move a piece of funiture to which the little girl replied, "I hate you."

  wow. I can't wait to be a ghost or something and screw with people like that.

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  Is owning your business for jws?

  by badboy in

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  in view of the fact that in the latest brochure keep on the watch!, it says that babylon the great .

  has been in league with business etc etc living off its profits and all that, should jws set up in business?

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  I'd have to answer no to that question. In my family, being a JW and a business owner is a bad combination:

  My great uncle owned a small engine shop that was doing quite well; his family built a new house, got a new car, new etc. Then he got this idea that his 14-year-old son could run the shop while he ran errands around town. A customer comes in to have such-and-such worked on. Common sense (which there was a lack of in the first place), or goverment laws on safety or whatever tell the average consumer to stay the hell out of the workarea of whatever mechanic shop you deal with. Well, this customer was almost severely burned, but recovered well enough to sue my uncle for $50,000. And she got it. And my uncle became a boozer and almost lost everything. The last time I visited them, they said something to the effect of they were disenchanted with the organization, or something.

  But you're probably thinking that this story has nothing to do with trying to be a JW and a business owner at the same time. Don't worry, I'm getting to that...

  My grandfather got really jealous of my great uncle and decided to try his hand at business by opening a neighborhood store. I wanted nothing to do with it, because I know the way he runs things. And I really didn't want to be blamed for anything either, which also happens. Because he was a Witness, he could not sell booze or smokes. And any street-smart person knows that in a black neighborhood, ya gots to have the "fo-ties" (40-oz malt liquor) and the "newpotes" (menthol cigarettes). Which we didn't. And on top of that, he was letting people get things on credit, which they didn't pay back. Well, you can see where this is going.

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  I love you all!

  by Nancy Drake in

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  amidst all the arguing, i have to say that i love each and every one of you.. yes, that's it, the percoset is setting in quite nicely.. dick cheney's america is much more tolerable on prescription drugs!

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  I took some Percoset when I had a c-section. By golly, that stuff was freakin' amazing. I was laughing at everything, even Oprah.

  That stuff is way better than weed.

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  More of Musher's field service songs done to Usher Music

  by pr_capone in

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  This guy is killin' me, just killin' me
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  Cosmetic surgery ------------------------

  by vitty in

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  i just read the topic on gastric surgery and i was thinking, how i would love a tummy tuck.

  if you were able to have any cosmetic procedure, payed for and no risk.

  or what would you definatly not have done??????.

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  kaykay_mp

  tummy tuck, chin tuck, and lipo on the thighs. i have the same ugly c-section thing too.
  

  the booty stays put. the bf would not be too pleased if the fat-sucker-thingy went anywhere near my butt.

  i would also get sort of a breast tuck thingy too. Those of you who've ahem, nursed know what I'm talking about.

  and--this is so embarassing--im trying to get enough money for laser hair removal on and under my chin. heredity (from my grandma) sucks. I spend 20 minutes pluckin' those puppies.

  yep, go ahead and laugh. i'll be lucky if im not hirsute by age 40.

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  Serena Williams - a good role model

  by TheOldHippie in

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  serena's dress at a london show yesterday night.

  not quite a kh dress ...............

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  ...I mean, who is she kidding?

  I'm not knocking her career in any way, but if I was still in the borg and doing that stuff, I'd definitely get the third degree.

  But I think it has more to do with money. She's probably giving hefty donations to the crotch-tower so they can look the other way.

  I think its the same thing with Prince.

  and...

  But her face looks like Mike Tyson....kinda kills it for me.

  I totally agree. I've been thinking the same thing since shes graced the covers of every male magazine for the past few years.

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  VOMIT Link a Jehovah's Witness Sent Me

  by DevonMcBride in

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  http://www.ryanavery.com/musher.htm.

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  no wait, almost done...
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  Valis is Evil

  by xenawarrior in

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  this is for informational purposes only.

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  kaykay_mp

  Thanks for giving me a heads-up!! That way I'll know to keep out of pinching range when I get a chance to come to one of the get togethers.

  ...I'll give him something to pinch....
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  I was lied to............

  by hillbilly in

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  really... circa 1970...grade school.

  our spelling book had an excercise that clearly described life in the future... like my adult future.

  like the year "2000" future.. were is my moving sidewalk, flying car and silver jumpsuit?

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  My home is supposed to turn on light, music and serve drinks base on my brainwaves.

  Well, what about "The Clapper"?

  clap on (CLAP CLAP), clap off (CLAP CLAP), clap on clap off, the clapper

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  In Watchtower World---What Do You Think The Society Thinks of JWD???

  by minimus in

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  do you think they "know" us?

  do you think the service department looks here to find out how to write the next watchtower??

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  I'm quite sure they know about JWD and Freeminds. They say so in effect everytime they admonish their congregations to stay away from the internet and "apostate thinking."

  Wait. Doesn't the Crotch-tower Society have a website of its own. I don't even know how ironic that is. Oh, and there's a dating website for JW's too, right??!?

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