There was a young sister from Wheeling
who got quite an unusual feeling
when she laid on her back
and tickled her crack
and peed all over the ceiling
feeling a bit silly tonight, so i thought i'd try my hand at some limericks.
feel free to add some more:.
two witnesses just newly wed. tried to get friskie in bed.
feeling a bit silly tonight, so i thought i'd try my hand at some limericks.
feel free to add some more:.
two witnesses just newly wed. tried to get friskie in bed.
a nuclear reactor is built in such a way, that when operating normally, you take out all the moderator rods.
so if these radioactive materials are released into the environment, yes, radioactivity was released, but no, it is not dangerous, at all.
when the uranium splits, it generates a neutron (see above).
the watchtower channel is ebbing.
one sister told me that the change in the number of meeting days from three days to two days is because of a shortage of funds needed to pay for utilities.
in this economy and the waning of finances the kingdom hall attendees can look forward to meeting once a week in the future.. .
Hate to be redundant but as has been said above, the WTS is totally paranoid about independent groups getting together to discuss the literature.
Ray Franz found this out and the rest is history.
Just to re-phrase - The Watchtower B & T Society is pretty much paranoid about members using their own brains outside of their sanctioned program. This becasue they are a cult - period.
the watchtower channel is ebbing.
one sister told me that the change in the number of meeting days from three days to two days is because of a shortage of funds needed to pay for utilities.
in this economy and the waning of finances the kingdom hall attendees can look forward to meeting once a week in the future.. .
daylight savings time is here!...
the perfect excuse... to miss the ever boring,public talk... at your local kingdom hall... .
........................... ...outlaw.