http://exministries.wordpress.com/2013/04/16/error-of-man-stand-up-and-pee-like-a-man/.
for a long time, samantha fountain had one missionfigure out a way to allow women to pee like men.
what she came up with may give you the giggles.
My wife has often pointed out the convenience we men enjoy when it comes to this frequent body function. I have to agree. But this little gizmo for women who have female genitalia (?) could really catch on. My only question is - Is it worn or is it just applied when needed? If so, how does one keep it clean? I suppose it can be rinsed when hands are washed.
Anyway, very interesting.
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Gosh, if he hadn't got mixed up with the Jehovah's witnesses he could have been a small businessman.
here's the thing,.
the whole aawa idea had noble ideas behind it, but the ship has sailed and the movement needs to go back to the drawing board.
period.
I hear the slapping sounds of high fives in Brooklyn. Too bad.
Most of our dreams go unnoticed. The dreams we vaguely recall are those just before we wake up from them. Even then we find it difficult to describe the dream, mostly just a vague gist. It is not unusual for Ms Glander and I to try and describe our dreams as we are in the kitchen at 5:30 am waiting for the coffee.
My dreams are pretty consistently dominated with the things I did in my profession for 30 years, spacial concepts of living and working environments.
When I was a teenager I had some dreams that were real doozies!!
ugh.
on one hand i'm glad she's ok. rather sickly.
but once she got word i've been inactive, she's all hot and bothered to get me back to meetings.. "did you attend the memorial this year?".
Wha - "Mary (or whatever) I love you very much and I respect that you have strong convictions. Do you respect that I have my own beliefs?..."
here's the thing,.
the whole aawa idea had noble ideas behind it, but the ship has sailed and the movement needs to go back to the drawing board.
period.
Jehovah's witnesses have historically drawn strength and resolve from overt opposition. Persecution is a form of fuel to zealots.
When I see the WTB&TS with shrinking members and growth projections, struggling financially and becoming shrill about 'apostate' influence, my reaction is - Get out of their way, their credibility is collapsing under it's own weight.
Sites such as JWN are availble to anyone who is looking for support or simply exploring their doubts.
The AAWA effort had good intentions but I think it was doomed from the beginning by it's own trumpets and fanfare. I agree that there was a factor involved that was sincere but misunderstood the dynamics of the JW organization.
my computer crashed so i am not fully informed of the recent antiwatchtower organization.
i must vent, however.
perhaps i am the only one on the face of the earth (or the entire universe) but i found cedar's opening announcement insulting.
Seems a case of good intentions.
I think overt anti-WT organizations shoot themselves in the foot.
JWN is not perfect, but it seems to be helping a lot of the walking wounded hook up with the "been there and done that" veterans.
hope none are recognized if they are trying to fade...
i really enjoyed church today, i have been visting serevel in the last few weeks, all the ones i have been to have been okay, but no more, but today i felt comfortable with everything i seen.
it seemed very doctrinally sound, christ centered and the big bonus i did not hear a word about money!
they did not pass a plate(i dont know if they do but today there was none).
En-Poss - " If I expand it to a mile, there are at LEAST 7 churches. There are at LEAST 157 churches in the town in live in, ~50 sq miles. There are over 3 churches per square mile."
As I recall, the little town of Turlock, Ca boasted it had the most churches per capita of any US city.
