There was a young sister from Wheeling
who got quite an unusual feeling
when she laid on her back
and tickled her crack
and peed all over the ceiling
Glander
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JW Limericsk - Add your own!
by pirata infeeling a bit silly tonight, so i thought i'd try my hand at some limericks.
feel free to add some more:.
two witnesses just newly wed. tried to get friskie in bed.
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JW Limericsk - Add your own!
by pirata infeeling a bit silly tonight, so i thought i'd try my hand at some limericks.
feel free to add some more:.
two witnesses just newly wed. tried to get friskie in bed.
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Glander
There was a young brother from Boston
who bought himself an Austin
He had room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his mags fell out and he lost 'em.
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Glander
Peter Jackson produced (did not direct) the great Sci-fi movie, "District 9".
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Glander
OK, Sab. Glad you liked it and were not bored by the endless computer generated swarms of various creepies. Yawn. How many insert shots of Frodo opening his hand to reveal the Ring did you count?
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Glander
Personally, the worst movie experience I ever had was "The Lord of the Rings". Got a boredom and noise induced headache, we walked out.
Frodo! Frodo!
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Why you should not worry about Japan's nuclear reactor problems.
by beatthesystem ina nuclear reactor is built in such a way, that when operating normally, you take out all the moderator rods.
so if these radioactive materials are released into the environment, yes, radioactivity was released, but no, it is not dangerous, at all.
when the uranium splits, it generates a neutron (see above).
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Glander
My motto is - Be Prepared!
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Channels Turn Foul as they Ebb
by Marie B. Paraison inthe watchtower channel is ebbing.
one sister told me that the change in the number of meeting days from three days to two days is because of a shortage of funds needed to pay for utilities.
in this economy and the waning of finances the kingdom hall attendees can look forward to meeting once a week in the future.. .
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Glander
Hate to be redundant but as has been said above, the WTS is totally paranoid about independent groups getting together to discuss the literature.
Ray Franz found this out and the rest is history.
Just to re-phrase - The Watchtower B & T Society is pretty much paranoid about members using their own brains outside of their sanctioned program. This becasue they are a cult - period.
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Channels Turn Foul as they Ebb
by Marie B. Paraison inthe watchtower channel is ebbing.
one sister told me that the change in the number of meeting days from three days to two days is because of a shortage of funds needed to pay for utilities.
in this economy and the waning of finances the kingdom hall attendees can look forward to meeting once a week in the future.. .
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Glander
misery - You said a mouthful. Great analysis!
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...Change your Clocks Tonight...
by OUTLAW indaylight savings time is here!...
the perfect excuse... to miss the ever boring,public talk... at your local kingdom hall... .
........................... ...outlaw.
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Glander
My clocks are perfectly good. I refuse to change them.
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Glander
I have travelled through rural Japan. Every foot of the entire country is groomed. The farms are all immaculate. This is yet another catastrophy for the Japanese people to overcome, but they will come back from it. I am glad to see they are accepting help from outside sources.