clever? (I am not the author.) But it is interesting that you focused on the irrelevant error and have nothing say about the FACTS contained in the satire.
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let them eat cake
by Glander ina heartfelt thank you note from imelda obama .
thank you america !.
dear american taxpayer.
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let them eat cake
by Glander ina heartfelt thank you note from imelda obama .
thank you america !.
dear american taxpayer.
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A heartfelt Thank You note from Imelda Obama
THANK YOU AMERICA !Dear American Taxpayer
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not
Ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard
Working American people for paying $242 thousand
Dollars for my vacation in Spain .My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends,
My personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed
In a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two
And the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged
Along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol ,
I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant
In Marbella ; great lobster with rice and oysters!
I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe , you have to just grin and bear it?Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate
According to Government Accounting Office reports)
Only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip
And carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend
Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American
Citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and
Drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
Carbon footprint.I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling
To put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.
So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you
Find work soon.I was really exhausted after Barack took our family
On a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.
I just had to get away for a few days.Cordially,
Michelle (Moochelle) ObamaP.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip
To India from which we just returned!P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to
Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous.And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our
Dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children
Could have him with us while we were away from the
White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't
Take him on Air Force One because he might pee
On some wires or something.P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for
Our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000
Square foot house was great!
P.SSSs don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter
And now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom.
All this while Barack golfs and campaigns to
Keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !Love ya! Remember, we all have to share the pain of these
Economic times equally!
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I killed some Green Beans!
by TimeBandit inhi folks!
i went out tonight and did a little night shooting, then i cleaned my gun and put it back together.
i killed a can of green giant green beans, a jar of beets (i hate beets), and i took out a baking pan!
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I can understand killing the beets but the green beans were innocent.
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So- Now that it's down to 4 teams- Who's your pick to win the Super Bowl ?
by flipper inactually i'm happily surprised and elated that my san francisco 49ers are still alive !
what a game for the ages, jesus.
and i must send my condolences to all of you pittsburgh , new orleans, and green bay fans out there.
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I, too, am a SF fan. I honestly did feel sorry for the NO fans. What a game!
Love to see the Pats and Niners in the Super Bowl. But I am afraid the Pats would win.
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Did you DF yourself on purpose?
by Evidently Apostate inlately i have been thinking about saying something apostate to my elder father in law.
he is an uber witness and actually believed that god interveined and saved him when he had a heart attack and kept him alive, until he told me that and i asked him why jehovah allowed jws in nazi concentration camps to suffer horribly and die but he loved an alcoholic more than them.. i havent been to a kh in 6 months or in service in years.
i grew a beard and basicallyhe avoids talking to me.
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Write a concise, but fact rich letter as to why you no longer want to be a JW. Go to Kinkos and make a few dozen copies. Sign one and mail it . During a meeting place a copy under the windsheild wiper of every car in the lot. When they make their little self serving announcement that implies almost anything nasty the congregation can imagine, it will be too late.
I have suggested this before but I don't know if anyone has ever done it.
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Thoughts on turning 65 today
by Terry intoday is my 65th birthday.. chances are you have no idea what that means.. would you like to know?
turning 65 can only be described using these two words:.
the first: anagnorisis the moment of critical discovery; the discovery of one's own identity or true character.
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Happy Birthday, Terry.
"Tough Titty, said the Kitty, but the milk's still good!"
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Did you DF yourself on purpose?
by Evidently Apostate inlately i have been thinking about saying something apostate to my elder father in law.
he is an uber witness and actually believed that god interveined and saved him when he had a heart attack and kept him alive, until he told me that and i asked him why jehovah allowed jws in nazi concentration camps to suffer horribly and die but he loved an alcoholic more than them.. i havent been to a kh in 6 months or in service in years.
i grew a beard and basicallyhe avoids talking to me.
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Glander
First, I resigned as an elder. Then I grew a beard. Then I openly disagreed with, and criticized, Watchtower doctrine. I knew I could avoid DF'ing if I said the right words in the JC meeting. I didn't say the 'right words'. They DF'd me.
So yes, I did it on purpose. This was 31 years ago. If I had it to do over I would DA instead. Because a DA letter gives one a platform to essentially say, "you can't fire me because I quit."
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A total crock of half baked horseshite. As usual. Oh hum.
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Let's settle this and stop the madness
by N.drew insometimes i can read the posts of the witnesses over on bible discussion forum.. and sometimes if i didn't learn how not to i would be gnashing my teeth.. i can't post over there.
so i shall post here.
they also call themselves the john class.
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I found a partial roll of LifeSavers in an old jacket pocket that were mingy but not fresh.
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Let's settle this and stop the madness
by N.drew insometimes i can read the posts of the witnesses over on bible discussion forum.. and sometimes if i didn't learn how not to i would be gnashing my teeth.. i can't post over there.
so i shall post here.
they also call themselves the john class.
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You are pardoned. Go in peace. Bless you my child. Never forget the value of the precious shed blood of our Lord, Jesus Christ.
OR THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!