Well, the Ohno bird of S. America has a terrible life. He flys around silently for hours without landing. When he's finally exhausted and has to land he starts screeching, "Ohno...Ohno!" This is because his testicles hang down lower than his feet.
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An email sent to me- we are reallly close to the end
by Sour Grapes insubject: short illustration regarding the "cowbird"hello, we recently dedicated our remodeled kingdom hall here in los angeles , and our guest speaker was bro.
javier hernandez from brooklyn bethel.
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An email sent to me- we are reallly close to the end
by Sour Grapes insubject: short illustration regarding the "cowbird"hello, we recently dedicated our remodeled kingdom hall here in los angeles , and our guest speaker was bro.
javier hernandez from brooklyn bethel.
bro.
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simple stories for simpletons. Didn't he relate the story of how to boil a frog?
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I don't like volunteer work.
by moshe ini think the jws ruined me for doing volunteer work.
i always feel imposed on when they ask me to take on responsibilities- i can help out in an unofficial capacity, but don't ask me to take on a real position with duties and deadlines.
i guess any volunteer job that brings back those negative feelings from being an elder and ministerial servant counteract the good i feel from volunteering.
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I was pursued by some local folks to run for city council. I declined. Then they asked me to sit on the planning commission and I relented. After several months as an umpire it became such a unpleasant chore that I resigned. I wouldn't do it again if they paid me!
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These little families are everywhere right now
by Glander inwe go down to the river almost every evening of late and watch them.
the goslings have mom and pop in front and rear!.
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We go down to the river almost every evening of late and watch them. The goslings have mom and pop in front and rear!
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Will the real ((( Apostates))) stand up?
by witchtowerwitch inthe real apostates are all of the members of the witness organization ok!we exes out here never falsely prophecied or blasphemied god or his holy spirit,but they did 1 million times over.remember jesus words,,,,,,,,,,,,in the last days many will come and say,,,,i am the christ,i am he.lord lord,did we not prophecy in your name,expell demons,and perform many powerful works in your name.jesus said to them,,,,,,get away from me you workers of lawlessness,did he not?.
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I am a hairy tick.
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83 is a ripe old age. But there is something about old movies and TV that seems to freeze people at a younger age. Wonder what it would feel like to see yourself 40 or so years ago, being funny and frisky.
I look at old movies and realize all those characters are long dead. Clark Gable, Cary Grant, Burt Lancaster, Barbara Stanwyck, Bette Davis, etc etc
I'm a glad Glander, knowing I'm going to live forever in a perfect world.
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I'm not a camper. I don't see the point in pretending you are homeless
by wha happened? ini used to camp alot as a kid.
i was in cub scouts and boy scouts.
dad and i went to lot's of camping trips.
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Jim- you're never too old.
( never mind that statement, of course you are too old. Also, don't ever go into Mexico again unless you have given your loved ones your dental records.)
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Shazam!
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OOPS, I think I got him confused with Jim Neighbors.
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Gomer Pyle, USMC. RIP
What a surprise when he would start singing! Great voice.
