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  WTS ADVICE FOR YOUNG WOMEN WANTING TO MARRY

  by still wondering in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  wait, speak to deborah first.. .

  the upside of this approach is that deborah is a real woman and will be able to give you girls proper advice.. the downside is that you will either need to first find a top rate medium (shes been dead quite a while) or wait for rutherfords god to bring her back from the dead (which rutherford maintains will happen any day real soon now if not even before the convention ends).. you will easily recognise her as rutherford has thoughtfully printed a picture of her in the new and bang up to date children book.. unfortunately if you dont live in the usa you will need to telephone her, which thankfully has recently been invented.

  expect to hang on the line a while as she will be very busy playing her agony aunt role for so many jws worldwide all seeking her advice, but rutherford says that it will be well worth the wait.. .

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  DagothUr

  No sex in the New World. That is why it's name is "The Wanktower Society".
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  Do You Folks Wanna Hear My Story?

  by Farkel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've already written "my story".

  i've been "out" for 35 years.

  but that is not a story that contains the little stuff.

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  DagothUr

  Write them and if you do not repent we will decide if we will DF you or not.
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  Have you ever seen/felt/known God's power in YOUR life?

  by XPeterX in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you spent months,years or even decades as a christian.you sacrificed everything for god,gave him everything you had,you would speak every day for him to others and would live as a person dedicated to god.what did you receive in return after all your efforts?did he help you when you were in need?if yes,are you 100% sure that he was the one who helped you?could you feel his holy spirit in your life?.

  p.s:this topic has nothing to do with the org.

  i am talking exclusively about god and your relationship with him.

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  DagothUr

  There is no power in something that does not exist.
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  What Was Your Attitude When A Householder Slammed The Door In Your Face?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  did you get angry?

  feel pity?

  not care?.

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  DagothUr

  I was verbally attacked and threatened with a bat by a violent man. He was a troublemaker and all his neighbours took my side. If I was not a dub and if I was not accompanied by an elder I would have probably put the jackass down with one punch, since we were in a public place, not at his door and I had witnesses to testify I was in self-defence.
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  BOE LTR Dec 26, 2010 "Increased Activity April 2011"....Transcript....

  by yknot in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in an effort to increase the praise and honor to jehovah and jesus christ at the time of the memorial, the governing body has arranged for a special period of increased activity during april 2011.

  you will be pleased to learn that during april 2011, publishers who wish to serve as auxiliary pioneers may indicate on the application whether they will be working toward a 30-hour or 50-hour requirement for the month.

  this is a special arrangement for the month of april 2011 only.

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  DagothUr

  It's in the trend. Over the years the hourly requirements for pioneering were reduced. This is clearly a measure directed towards the bulk of the rank and file JWs: those who do between 10 and 30 hours a month. I think in april there will be an explosion of auxiliary pioneers (30). And the GB, in their shrewdness, will soon after officialize this arrangement and whip the R&F into enlisting into the (30) auxiliary pioneering.

  "It's just an hour/day for Jehovah!"
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  WTBTS Elder & Ministerial Servant Problems

  by JW GoneBad in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i attended a recent ministerial servant k m school on the east coast and the main school instructor mentioned among other things (part entitled: 'objective of the km school course') that the total number of ministerial servants is seriously less than it should be.

  in times past the ratio of m ss to elders was much more than it is today.. in the u.s. apparently the total number of elders is 88,500+ as opposed to m ss 65,000. the numbers show & numbers don't lie: the society is running out of spiritual men.

  the instructor stated that this is a new downward trend that has (in so many words) the society worried.. the next speaker (part entitled: 'why we must be spiritual men') added that in his years as a traveling servant the pool of m ss has always been much, much larger than it is today.

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  The JWs worldwide are not lacking just MS or Elders. They are lacking MEN alltogether. The pool of males in the Wanktower Organization is at an all time low. The CO came in 2009 and one of his speeches, directly inspired by the Filthful and Decrepid Slave, had one central idea: field service should be mainly directed towards recruiting men. There was even a demonstration in which a pair of dubs had to pick from one man and one woman who passed on the sidewalk near them. The instructions were to speak to the man first, then to the woman. And the final encouragment was to never miss the oportunity to preach to men while in field service and leave women on the second place. I heard it with my own ears!
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  Population 7 billion. Changes ahead.

  by Lion Cask in

  1. social
  2. current

  according to the world population clock, we're going to hit the magic 7 billion number this year.

  that's 7,000,000,000,000 living human beings on this planet.

  the world is about to change, again.

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  DagothUr

  There will be no Armaggeddon, that is 100 % sure.
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  What Are Some Stupid Things JW's Ban

  by Pig in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i wanted to make a dramatic video to remind jw's to be faithful in what is least.. i need as many things as possible, each will only get a few seconds each but it will speed up until the things arent visable to the naked eye and it will end with a spining grinning satan head.

  huh, i know it's nuts but trust me it wil work.. these are the types of things i'm looking for.

  april fools day.

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  DagothUr

  Martial arts are banned. I even heard a congressional speech specifically placing martial arts in the same category as fire weapons. Having a gun is allowed only to those who leave in areas where there are wild animals near human settlements or in areas where hunting is the main source of food.
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  Video Of JW's WItnessing

  by Pig in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  new cartoon, i hope this isn't considered spam but this one took me a while and i'd like to share it.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_pqu0bln74.

  one criticism (god, that word reminds me of the tms) was that my other videos weren't boring enough to match what it's really like as a jw, i think i've captured it a bit better in this video.. also, it's meant to be fairly non offensive because i hope jw's can take a sneaky peak.

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  DagothUr

  It's a very realistic cartoon. I felt like the child in the video though I was not a child. What a waste of saturday mornings!
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  "Dubs For Dummies"

  by Farkel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  dear brothers and sisters in the worldwide brotherhood of jehovahs witnessestm,.

  there has been much public interest in our beliefs lately, so we have prepared a very brief summary of our core beliefs in a new pamphlet which you may offer to interested persons.

  hopefully, this pamphlet will generate enough interest with honest-hearted people and enable you to start many new bible studies.

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  DagothUr

  Funny!