DagothUr

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  Rapture Videos!!!

  by charlie brown jr. in

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  post some of your rapture themed or last days themes vids!.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwhaga-2hq0.

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDiPjPG5ArY
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  I think we should all pretend the #rapture is happening so that when Harold Camping gets left behind later today he'll be livid

  by Amelia Ashton in

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  Interesting.
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  2011 District Convention theme and program

  by DagothUr in

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  9:30 song no.

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  Onthewayout, those are funny but true.
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  So If I am to be raptured on Saturday I guess I should spend the day outside?

  by stuckinamovement in

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  i don't want to get trapped in a building when i am called to the lord.

  these are details you gotta think about.. my rapture checklist.

  clean underwearbiblesnickers and trailmix (you never know how long the trip up might be)sunscreen (the uv rays at 50,000 are killer)harmonicais there anything else i am missing?.

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  My God, I'm full of meat and beer. Enough for a judicial comitee on guttony. And the day is not over yet. Enough beer, we'll pass to sweet liqueurs now. I'm gonna get raptured on sour cherries liqueur of my own recipe. I'm higher than Jesus could ever raise me.
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  Will you be attending a "Rapture" party?

  by Snoozy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  many others will apparently:.

  http://raptureparty.org/.

  why are atheists celebrating the rapture?

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  Damn Americans! They always get raptured first!!!
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  Will you be attending a "Rapture" party?

  by Snoozy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  many others will apparently:.

  http://raptureparty.org/.

  why are atheists celebrating the rapture?

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  We are having a party on saturday, but it has nothing to do with the Rapture. We will be celebrating an Orthodox holiday, the day of the "holy emperor" Constantine and his mother, Helena. And what better pretext to gorge on barbecue and cold beer other than the celebration of 2 pagan emperors that have become worms-manure centuries ago?
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  So If I am to be raptured on Saturday I guess I should spend the day outside?

  by stuckinamovement in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i don't want to get trapped in a building when i am called to the lord.

  these are details you gotta think about.. my rapture checklist.

  clean underwearbiblesnickers and trailmix (you never know how long the trip up might be)sunscreen (the uv rays at 50,000 are killer)harmonicais there anything else i am missing?.

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  I'm grilling barbecue on saturday. We'll also have gallons of beer. I know I will not been raptured because I'm a stinking atheist. Stinking of grilled meat and booze.
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  2011 District Convention theme and program

  by DagothUr in

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  9:30 song no.

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  Cofty, you are right. It's also my own impression. They have 2 dramas now and the themes seem lighter and shorter.
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  2011 District Convention theme and program

  by DagothUr in

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  9:30 song no.

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  Day 3

  Morning

  Symposium: Bla-bla about an imaginary God and about his imaginary son. Public Bible Dicourse: The world is on a self-destruct course, so take refuge in the Organisation. A little gymnastics for the sheep (damn boring).

  Afternoon

  Drama: Young ones, give yourselves to the Organisation (subliminal Pavlovian conditioning). God's kingdom will come and save the JWs and destroy all other people, so you must give everything to the Organisation in order to be saved; also, do more field service.
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  2011 District Convention theme and program

  by DagothUr in

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  9:30 song no.

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  Day 2

  Morning

  Go in field service more! Symposium: Go in field service more! Give to the Organisation and hate the worldly stuff. Look at the beautiful, imaginary carrot!

  Afternoon

  Give everything to the Organisation. Symposium: Hate the Apostates!; Hate the world and everything it offers!; Hate your own dirty thoughts! (guilt trip). Parents, give your children to the Organisation. Drama: boring piece about something related to the Organisation. Are you giving all you have to the Organisation?