Posts by Lore

it concerns me that a minority of people who admit not reading the theory or it's evidence, muddy the waters of this forum with their gut feelings and ignorant self experiments.

Lore

Please recommend a book that explains what happened before evolution took over, namely spontaneous generation.

OP: "Hey guys, I'm interested in Football, if anyone has any questions about Football feel free to ask!"

NDrew: "Tell me about Nascar!"

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Test your biblical skills

by jam in

jw
friends

1) what is the shortest book in the bible?.

2) what is the longest chapter in the bible?.

3) what is the shortest chapter in the bible?.

Lore

I'll answer these without googling, since, well, googling would pretty much make the questions pointless.

1) What is the shortest book in the Bible? - 3 John

2) What is the longest chapter in the Bible? - Psalm 119

3) What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? - Psalm 117

4) What is the longest verse in the Bible? - I dunno, probably something written by Paul. . . he was kind of wordy.

5) What is the shortest verse in the Bible? - "Jesus Wept" wherever that was.

6) Which book in the Bible does not mention the word "GOD"? - Song of Solomon

7) Who were the two men in the Bible who never died but were caught up to Heaven? - Elijah and Enoch.

8) Who does the Bible say was the meekest man in the Bible (not including Jesus)? Moses, the guy who MURDERED an Egyptian, and got into arguments with god. . . supposedly he was meek..

9) Is the Bible the world oldest (the oldest religious book) book? - No. I think the oldest currently known is either a Hindu text or some egyptian hyroglyphs.

10) Is the Bible still the best-selling book in the world? - The Bible and the Quaran are the two most PRINTED books, but they aren't really sold as often as they are given away. So to the letter of the question: No, it is not the best-selling book inthe world.

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Packaging, marketing and promoting a timeless product: GAWD

by Terry in

for thousands of years humans lived together intimately without bottled mouthwash, toothpaste, underarm deodorant or dipilatory creams.. .

then, some smart merchandizer started advertising an incessant message: your breath stinks, your teeth aren't white, you're pits are odious, and hey lady, you've got a moustache on your lip!.

suddenly made self-conscious by these accusations the world scrambled to stock their bathroom cabinets with billions of dollars worth of the products!.

Lore

For thousands of years humans lived together intimately without bottled mouthwash, toothpaste, underarm deodorant or dipilatory creams.

Then, some smart merchandizer started advertising an incessant message: YOUR BREATH STINKS, YOUR TEETH AREN'T WHITE, YOU'RE PITS ARE ODIOUS, and HEY LADY, YOU'VE GOT A MOUSTACHE ON YOUR LIP!

I don't think we need advertisers to tell us that stinky breath is stinky.

Actually the practice of brushing your teeth is pretty old. Ziddina already mentioned the Egyptians.

According to the second most holy book to muslims after the Quaran, the Sahih Bukhari, Muhamad would brush his teeth every morning with a Siwak.

"Allah's Apostle said, 'If I had not found it hard for my followers or the people, I would have ordered them to clean their teeth with Siwak for every prayer.' (Translation of Sahih Bukhari, Friday Prayer, Volume 2, Book 13, Number 12)

"Allah's Apostle I said, 'I have told you repeatedly to (use) the Siwak. (The Prophet put emphasis on the use of the Siwak.) (Translation of Sahih Bukhari, Friday Prayer, Volume 2, Book 13, Number 13)"

And that, by the way, is much better advice than you'll find anywhere in the Bible.

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Evolution disproved by 11 year old niece

by StopTheTears in

jw
friends

mary: what's evolution?.

me: well it's kinda complicated.

they think plasma gave birth to monkeys which gave birth to humans.

Lore

I know quite a few 11 year olds who could teach you a thing or two about evolution.

I'm really curious now though. WTF is plasma?

Evidently it has something to do with worms. . . and it has a womb.

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Tebow: "What part of Matt 6 do you not understand?" (go to your room!!!!)

by FatFreek 2005 in

this from my issue of time that arrived today: "'when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father, who is unseen.

' this passage from the gospel of matthew was quoted by many readers who object to tim tebow's showy displays of his faith on the football field ... " "hey tebowers," wrote bill de armond of winfikeld, kans.

"what part of matthew 6:5-8 do you not understand?".

Lore

And the sad thing is, according to the surveys, 43% of American football fans actually think God is helping him win games because he is doing this.

Umm, wouldn't that be considered cheating?

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Foolproof Dating Tip For Women

by bigmouth in

i'm prompted to impart this piece of priceless information due to a few posts on the subject of dating and compatability lately.. do you want to be able to predict if the man you're keen on will treat you well ?.

this is my yardstick: does he love cats ?

find out early in the piece about his attitude toward cats.