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  2011 Yearbook= BEARDS are still for non-Witnesses ONLY!!!! Beard Fear?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  1960's the watchtower pictures showed jesus clean shaven and with short hair {watch 1954 p.511 "why do watchtower books now show jesus with short hair and no beard?

  ....because he is shown that way in representations that are older than the traditional effeminate looking pictures..."}.

  yearbook 2011 p.57 "a bearded man named eric showed up at a congregation in the united states {oh god a bearded man!!!

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  I'll shave my beard as soon as Jesus does....

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  G-spot discovered

  by Vidqun in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  a doctor claims he has dissected the g-spot, proving that it exists.

  this is an area of female anatomy that has always fascinated me.

  being a student of anatomy (really), i made a study of it.. first of all, i'll relate an interesting anecdote in connection with a medical article, dealing with the subject.

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  wha happened? asked : what happened to spots A-F?

  The A spot has been discovered already wha happened?...It's just south of the vagina. Actually the A spot is a very versitile organ. a person could get equal ammounts of releif and pleasure coming and going from the A spot I bet...

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  G-spot discovered

  by Vidqun in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  a doctor claims he has dissected the g-spot, proving that it exists.

  this is an area of female anatomy that has always fascinated me.

  being a student of anatomy (really), i made a study of it.. first of all, i'll relate an interesting anecdote in connection with a medical article, dealing with the subject.

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  Too many men don't even know what a clitoris is, let alone a g spot. It's good to know they're real. No wonder the wife get's more excited when I hit that spot up and to the right! Must be the G spot...
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  2005 - The year the Society began its decline (without anyone noticing)!

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've just finished an article for randy over on freeminds.org, which i've submitted to him for review.

  hopefully it should be online soon, so please keep checking!.

  the article discusses the fact that the watch tower society is already in decline, and suggests the year 2005 as the turning point.

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  Let's celebrate! Half of the watchtower is going away...Yay!
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  Whats the real reason men want to become elders?

  by usualusername in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  discuss..............

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  They do it because of all the potential opportunities to get more pussy.
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  420...............

  by charlie brown jr. in

  1. social
  2. humour

  yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  sorry if we have this topic..................... .

  lmao i'm .....................stoned????????????????

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  420 good buddy!
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  untitled

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i'm developing an ex jw satire routine of rutherford and russell debating different topics like beards and such.

  all i need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak.

  i can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk.

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  http://youtu.be/AGQKzJJbLEw
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  untitled

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i'm developing an ex jw satire routine of rutherford and russell debating different topics like beards and such.

  all i need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak.

  i can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk.

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  I'm developing an ex jw satire routine of Rutherford and Russell debating different topics like beards and such. All I need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak. I can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk. It's kind of like being a puppeteer...I'm pretty new at it though. The things you see the characters do in this video are all presets that came with the program
  
  http://youtu.be/AGQKzJJbLEw
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  Some Ways to Keep Them Away From Your Door

  by NewChapter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sorry for the lame jokes to come guys, but i just saw this commercial, and thought "well that would keep them off my porch".

  i suppose we will always filter the world through our jw experience to some degree.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nryzuwnjp9q.

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  Draw a chalk outline of a human on your walkway and scatter some Watchtower magazines about...

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  The ugliest statment A parent can say to their child.

  by jam in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my ex (jw) told my two youngest 9 and 11, your dad.

  wanted more kids, meaning them.

  we had two older.. how would a child feel after their mother tell them, i really.

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  I know all bout parents saying ugly thingd to their children. When I was on my way out of the BoRg, she told me in an email that it's ok if I die at Armageddon because then she'd be able to have kids again in the new order and she'd simply replace me. She also told me I'm not her son any longer and that as far as she's concerned I'm dead. Cult.

  Chris-