epher"Protestantism is the WTS's slightly out-of-touch but generally well-meaning mom... Catholicism is the WTS's old alcoholic uncle who's finally working his way through his 12 steps... and Scientology is the WTS's crazy-ass, mean-as-fuck neighbor from down the street."
Continued, just for fun...
...Judaism is the WTS's eccentric but surprisingly insightful grandpa...
...Buddhism is his ageing hippy pen-pal...
...and Islam is his slightly bipolar nephew from a previous marriage, who doesn't always keep up with his regimen of meds.