I was lit up numerous times in college when I decided to attend the local kingdom hall where nobody that knew anybody from home knew. The best time was when I popped like 4 percocet before the meeting. I thought I was gona stop breathing but it was great.
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23Anyone been to a meeting after a drink...or three?
by MMXIV ini recall going to the second half of a thursday night meeting after what was meant to be a cheeky after work beer (three strong beers downed quickly on an empty stomach).
i would have been ok had a caring elder not decided to grab me for some encouragement afterwards.. i hoped the faint odor of smoke on my clothes (smoking in pubs was still the done thing in those days) wouldn't be noticed but hard to hide alcohol on the breath.
i tried to say very little and talk in a way that avoided me beathing over him.
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Awesome idea for a prank.
by baltar447 init would be super funny to pay a non-dub like, $20 to dress up like a smurf and try to attend a meeting at a kh or assembly while someone else posing as a dub films the whole thing.
maybe the plant could even wear a changable disguise and duck under his seat, quickly put smurf attire on, stand up, scream, "i'm tired of this shit!
", and run out of the assembly hall.. it would be epic.
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2tone
Im drinking rum and coke. I want to do this so bad. I can only imagine the distraction a smurf walking around the convention would cause.
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Passing out invites after the meeting
by 2tone inthere was an experience i had at the kingdom hall not to long ago.. my family was hosting a party or some sort.
i had to hand out a couple invites after the meeting.
they were sealed in envelopes.
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2tone
There was an experience I had at the kingdom hall not to long ago.
My family was hosting a party or some sort. I had to hand out a couple invites after the meeting. They were sealed in envelopes. This one bitch sister said to me you cannot hand out invitations at the kingdom hall. It was liked i had just committed the unforgivable sin or something. Anyway this bitch has had a rod stuck up her ass since her husband was promoted to MS.
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Fun with the July 15th WT illustration
by undercover inyes, friends, it's that time once more... when we clip some wt art to a post and try to find all the subliminal wt propaganda messages hidden in the illustration.
(kinda like, "can you find the differences between these two drawings" for kids in the sunday comics).
here's the illustration:.
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2tone
Anybody notice that girl with the mullet? lol
I went to a gathering of witnesses in the last six months. it was a drag so i brought the most neutral thing i could think of to play. Jenga. I swear someone that i know must have ties to the writing department
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No can I get out of going in service?
by Captain Obvious inas some of you who read my previous thread know, my matrix moment has passed, and i am on my way out.
i am trying very hard to fade slowly in hopes that my wife will wake up, and maybe my family too.
the problem is, my conscience still works well, and i don't want to go out in if service and tell people things that i know aren't true.
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2tone
Just fake it. I just go to the door and say "this is the latest issue of the watchtower and awake" thats it done.
Just dont do any return visits and your fine.
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Matt Bush Baseball Player raised Jehovah Witness
by 2tone inanybody who follows baseball probably heard about matt bush.. make a long story short he got a dui and ran over a motorcyclist and fled.
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i was reading the article and it said he was raised a jehovah witness.. i was thinking duh thats why he has a drinking problem.. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=an.m57nz_lsaubuxvm_q.vsrvlyf?slug=jp-passan_matt_bush_arrest_alcohol_dui_crash_032612.
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2tone
Anybody who follows baseball probably heard about Matt Bush.
Make a long story short he got a DUI and ran over a motorcyclist and fled.
I was reading the article and it said he was raised a Jehovah Witness.
I was thinking duh thats why he has a drinking problem.
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Southwest Ohio Assembly Fund
by 2tone inthere was an article awhile back that talked about the london, ohio and indianapolis, indiana assembly being sold.
there are going to build a new in southwest ohio near cincinatti.. the indianapolis isnt sold.
i just drove by it today and its got a for sale sign on it.
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2tone
There was an article awhile back that talked about the London, Ohio and Indianapolis, Indiana assembly being sold. There are going to build a new in southwest ohio near cincinatti.
The indianapolis isnt sold. I just drove by it today and its got a for sale sign on it. Pretty funny seeing a huge for sale sign on a assembly hall.
Anyways. I did some calulations. This building will serve around 30,000 people. The building cost about 9 million. There expecting about 300 per person to contribute to this building. Well its been about six months for my hall. They contribute a little over 1000 dollars. So in a six month period 120 publisher contributed 1000 dollars. When in fact my hall needs to contribute there 36000 that they owe the watchtower. I assume a talk will becoming our way soon to give more money in order to complete this project. Also, they havent even begun construction. They havent even purchased land yet. There just collecting money. Interesting
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Brother Waldo D/O, Circuit Assembly Insights About Education ( College) For JW Boys and Girls.
by Bubblegum Apotheosis ini wanted to share some additional insights from the circuit assembly star player, brother waldo.
when brother waldo was not talking about .
the glory days of being a machinist, he attacked higher education, and how worthless it is.. brother waldo explained in one of his talks, "the.
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2tone
Ya there pretty much phucked. They may have alot of money in buildings and stuff but at sometime they will be spending more than as coming in. Maybe that has already happened because of there downsizing in the last few years.
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Does bethel monitor this site?
by 2tone ini dont want to stir up conspiracy theories.
is there any strong evidence out there that would suggest that bethel monitors this site?.
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2tone
I guess there is nothing that could be posted on JWN that bethel would see and give them quite a stir across the circuits.
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Does bethel monitor this site?
by 2tone ini dont want to stir up conspiracy theories.
is there any strong evidence out there that would suggest that bethel monitors this site?.
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2tone
Londo, I recall hearing at a convention (probably). That the real problem with viewing porn at your home is that it invites demons into your home. Apparently there is new light on the subject because I havent heard that in awhile. Wouldnt viewing apostates websites even if monitoring invite apostates as well as demons into bethel home?