I think that Gomer was the one that said Golly all the time. Hey remember the time he was going around like a JW Troll shouting "Citizen's Arrest, Citizen's Arrest"??
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If Andy Griffith Was an Elder....
by SixofNine in....he'd be saying "waaaeeell, boutros boutros ghali.
i'll say; don't this ngo thang jist take the cake?!
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worst site for any Convention
by hillbilly inwhat do you consider the worst venues holding conventions?.
indoor?, outdoor?.
my votes go to: #1- the hollywood (broward county)florida "sportatorium" why?
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KSJordan
And remember how they had those pretty flowers all around the stage and would sell the flowers and carpet after it was all over? At the conventions I went to there would almost be fights over flowers. The last convention I went to, I got so bored I left during lunch. Everyone seemed like automatons just walking around with their little brainwashed minds.
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worst site for any Convention
by hillbilly inwhat do you consider the worst venues holding conventions?.
indoor?, outdoor?.
my votes go to: #1- the hollywood (broward county)florida "sportatorium" why?
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KSJordan
Favorite place---Mid South Collusium( how do you spell that?), Memphis TN----only cause I "grew up" there. Lotas good times with my teenage freinds.
Is that because it was next to Libertyland? Did you ever sneak over there during the sessions?? I guess those people on the Revolution felt sorry for us while they were having fun and we were being forced to listen to a bunch of boring long-winded talks.
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WOL tightened security
by Moxy inall new registrants must be referals now.
and the contemplations forum where the only really interesting stuff ever is (e.g.
the 'free to remarry' thread) is being made private.
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KSJordan
Is she the one who stuck her size 12 hoof in someone's door??? This is so funny!!! She probably frightens the people into accepting studies.
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How would you react to a sheparding call?
by friendorfoe input aside for a moment your statis of the organization, it's saturday morning and your on the other side of the ole familar knock.
"hello i'm brotherdoesnthavealife i haven't seen you in a while" how would you react?.
it happened to me after about 6 years of being inactive and it was an elder and a c.o.
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KSJordan
We have a HUGE (about 30 tall inches at the shoulder) tough intact male German Shepherd. The elders are terrified of him. And the one occasion a rank and file Dubs came over, she would not come all the way down the stairs to my door.
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New WTBTS fund raising
by Skimmer insome wtbts fund raising we will be seeing soon on late night television:.
"for all of you bird fanciers out there in tv land, we have a special offer for you!
straight from our factory in brooklyn, usa, we are offering the finest in bird cage lining material.
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KSJordan
disposable diapers???
Either that is how they do it at the long conventions or they have trained their bladders to go only at certain times. Well, all that standing around in different lines (ie. bathrooms, literature) can teach the bladder to be made of iron, but also lead to problems.
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WOL tightened security
by Moxy inall new registrants must be referals now.
and the contemplations forum where the only really interesting stuff ever is (e.g.
the 'free to remarry' thread) is being made private.
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KSJordan
Yeah nightmare fodder, just like those horrid pictures from the Paradise book. Looks like a typical member of the welfare, baby-making, pioneering Duncan Doughnut crowd. Does anyone know if she landed and elder or ministerial servant yet???
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Crisis Of Conscious
by KSJordan inmost of you have read about my mother having problems with the dubs yet still believing that they are the truth.
she surprised me today by going on kent and randy's websites and reading them -- she did this for most of the day.
now she is reading crisis of conscious.
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KSJordan
Not a freudian slip, I just cannot spell very well. I always had problems with words like that. And, unlike some people, I am not afraid to admit my spelling mistakes.
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Oh lordy lord read this its hilarious
by bboyneko inok so i was breakdancing at this event called in the streets in frederick maryland, if you want to see pics go to my website www.bboyneko.com and go to the events section.
.. http://www.bboyneko.com.
anyway, its a small town we affectionatly nick named fredneck and so there are many bible-thumpers..i received a series of llittle comic book pamphlets that i loved!
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KSJordan
Jack Chick has one about the Witnesses also.
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"MEN!!!!"
by LDH infrom an email i received this am.. 1. the nice men are ugly.
2. the handsome men are not nice.
3. the handsome and nice men are gay.
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KSJordan
Real men do not watch the "Man Show".
Real men are caring, loving, hold the door open for a woman.