4 My leg is patient and kind. Love is not jealous. My leg does not brag, does not get puffed up, unless it's infected or has gangrene. 5 does not behave indecently, does not look for its own interests, does not become provoked. My leg does not keep account of the injury. But I bloody well do, mate!
6 My leg does not rejoice over unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth. 7 My leg bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. 8 Legs never fails.