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  The real numbers for yearly report.

  by Hellothere in

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  what do you think are the real numbers for yearly report?

  they can't be real the ones watchtower published.

  last 20 years i have seen large groups of young people in my area abandon watchtower.

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  My Dad was a manager in a Cost Office.

  He often used to say, 'You can do anything with figures to make things go in your favour.' (Because he was British, he used the 'U' in 'Favour'. See how international we are).

  What he meant was that you can't trust what's on the surface because it might not be so.

  When organisations (With an 'S' not a 'Z' because that's how it is here), make declarations of stats and figures.........

  ...........why believe what they say? I don't.

  With Watchtower Corporation(tm), are they taking into account all the expensive whiskey TOMO 3rd is getting drunk on every day?

  There was this Elder(tm) in my last congregation(tm), bit of dimwit used to 'prove' the Corporation(tm) had Jehovah's(tm) blessing by saying, 'Look at the growth!'

  What a niiny!
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  Jehovah's Witnesses in the news....UK Ex JW Celebrity to host new documentary on JWs.

  by Balaamsass2 in

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  rebekah vardy hosting a new documentary.

  "rebekah vardy reinventing herself as a documentary host after wagatha christie ordeal.

  the mum-of-five, who is married to football star jamie vardy, is reported to be turning her hand to documentary making and will soon film a show about jehovah’s witnesses.

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  It sounds as interesting as terminal constipation.

  Yet more TV I won't watch.
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  Serena Williams baptism pics

  by blondie in

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  https://www.sportskeeda.com/tennis/news-serena-williams-baptized-jehovah-s-witness .

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  tonus - "Being a Jehovah’s Witness is important to me, but I’ve never really practiced it and have been wanting to get into it."

  How did she get through the Baptism Questions(tm)? How die the Elders(tm) ever agree to her getting craptised?

  Oh, wait..........my bad. She has MONEY.

  Fear no more TOMO 3rd, your whiskey and permanent drunken state are now paid for!!!!
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  Serena Williams allegedly baptized this weekend

  by neat blue dog in

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  not sure if this is fake news or not..

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  I thought the 1st picture was Joey Ramone.

  Well, if she wants to ruin her life, let her go ahead. I don't care.

  I'm sure her finances to the Corporation(tm) will keep TOMO 3rd drunk for the rest of his life.
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  Presented for your approval...

  by TD in

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  punkofnice

  Imagine if you will, a religious person laid out in his casket in fine clothes-all dressed up and nowhere to go despite what they were told when they were alive.

  ( couldn't resist! lol)

  Neither could I
  
  
  
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  How did you find Jehovah's Witness meetings?

  by Vanderhoven7 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i personally have only attended a handful of meetings at kingdom halls.

  i did not enjoy any of them nor was i impressed by anything that was conveyed.

  perhaps others did not find them boring as i did.. nadia viotto has this to say about her experience.

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  hello - Meetings that lack any joy.

  So true.

  Beth's Serum - There's more life and enthusiasm in a large storage shed.

  ...and that's an insult to storage sheds.

  Hopeless - I REALLY, REALLY WISH I HAD NEVER GONE TO THOSE MEETINGS

  Same here. I had no choice. Forced as a child to attend the awful borefest. I have no good memories of Meetings(tm).
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  It’s started COBE asking all appointed men if they are fully vaccinated

  by Indoubtbigtime in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there is a huge problem now in all congregations as the gb stubbornly will not do the u turn on staying fully vaccinated that many hoped they would do.. all congregations around the world the cobe has to ask all ministerial servants and elders if they are fully vaccinated (meaning no more than six months since last shot).

  there is a massive problem now with many many jdubs not getting their latest boosters and not wanting to stay fully vaccinated .

  but more serious than that is how the gb painted themselves into a corner with these vaccine mandates.. most governments did a u turn on the vax mandates but the gb can’t get out of this one so easily .

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  The whole thing just shows what happens when dimwits are in charge.

  Or in the case of TOMO, drunken sots.
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  What would Jesus be doing?

  by eyeslice in

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  would he be working on the massive audio/visual complex being built at ramapo?.

  i overheard my wife listening to some update broadcast this morning and immediately thought would a true humanitarian such as jesus, mahatma gandhi or albert schweitzer be at all interested in such things?

  these were 'people' persons not interesting in the stupid trappings of life.. if the gb were to sanction the building of hospitals, orphanages, refugee centers and the like, maybe we would have a little more respect for them but this ramapo project seems like a sense waste of time, energy and money.

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  It depends on what the Governing Body(tm)(Pee be upon them), allow him to do.

  Remember, they insinuate that they are higher than he is.

  In the case of TOMO 3rd, higher means more drunk.
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  Presented for your approval...

  by TD in

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  I would honk in Morse code that spells 'I do not. Move your arse.'
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  How did you find Jehovah's Witness meetings?

  by Vanderhoven7 in

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  i personally have only attended a handful of meetings at kingdom halls.

  i did not enjoy any of them nor was i impressed by anything that was conveyed.

  perhaps others did not find them boring as i did.. nadia viotto has this to say about her experience.

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  How did you find Jehovah's Witness meetings?

  I went to the Kingdom Hall and there they were.

  Seriously though.

  Austere. Cold. Fake. Weirdly very depressing. I remember the smell of the damp toilets more than anything they were saying. When I tried to reflect on what I'd 'learned(tm)', it had no substance. I remember trying to use the WT Library(TM) to put a notebook together about the background of Jesus and the Apostles. Even with the Great Teacher book(tm) I found little of interest. It was all do more, do more, you are crap compared to the Governing Body(tm) (Pee be upon them).

  When I became an Elder(tm), I needed alcohol to steady my reeling brain. Then I came to the realisation it was all just a big Corporation using a fake religion as a cash cow. That was liberating.

  I cannot accept religion now because the Corporation has worked my swede over with a mallet of their utter unChristian hate.

  If I'm damned to Hell, then it's their fault and God can apologise to me. If I'm right, there is no God, it's all just an empty psychosis.