Posts by punkofnice

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How many doubt the GB official teaching about who will survive

by Indoubtbigtime in

i wonder how many have doubts about the gb teaching that only baptised jws would survive the big a?

even then they still only say you may make it as with unbaptised kids of jdubs.

i think most people physically in don’t agree with the gb on this and are hoping jehovah would let other good people into the new world even if they are not baptised jws.

punkofnice

the brainwashing has has been so strong that if you doubt the GB then you may be shunned

We will never know the numbers. Individuals won't let on because of the dire ramifications of disagreeing with the Governing Body(tm) (Pee be upon them). The shunning/disfellowshipping(tm) proves the Watchtower(tm) is a cult....a big business pretending to be a religion so TOMO can remain permanently Brahms and Liszt on fine whiskey.

the Jobots that doubt will probably brush it off as 'they're just imperfect men doing their best.'

Wake up Jobots, these are disgusting Corporation(tm) men who probably don't believe in God themselves. Hence, why TOMO always seems to be drunk, slurring his words. Not to mention, they empower paedophiles willingly.

hoping Jehovah would let other good people into the new world even if they are not baptised JWs

IMHO, it's a pity people have to believe in Jehovah(tm) or any God at all. I wouldn't say I'm an atheist as such, more awaiting evidence that an invisible man in the sky exists.

I reserve my judgement on a God/s until I see actual evidence. Not the psychosis of tribes that believe because that's what their culture told them.

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Predictions for 2014

by PYRAMIDSCHEME in

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i predict that elvis will return to us...invisibly.

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what are yours?.

punkofnice

I predict our self serving politicians will continue to lie to us, rake in money and leave the country broken.

I predict the UK will become a neo-feudalist hell-scape by 2025.

I predict all the sheeple will continue to do whatever they are told by government and MMM, passively surrendering to their unwitting enslavement. If they are told to clap for the NHS on a Thursday, they will comply, glassy eyed and ignorant.

I predict the politicians will continue to cajole the passive sheeple into willingly doing whatever the Governments and MMM tell them to do, like wear a face nappy or take an experimental jab so that they can then virtue signal to the other tribes.

I predict dim-witted children will be born to trailer trash parents by the thousands (at least), out numbering intelligent people. The world will be exactly like Idiocracy.

I predict Aliens will land and probe us all on a regular basis until we agree to giving them all the Pumpernickel we own.

Spot the odd one out.

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The real numbers for yearly report.

by Hellothere in

what do you think are the real numbers for yearly report?

they can't be real the ones watchtower published.

last 20 years i have seen large groups of young people in my area abandon watchtower.

punkofnice

My Dad was a manager in a Cost Office.

He often used to say, 'You can do anything with figures to make things go in your favour.' (Because he was British, he used the 'U' in 'Favour'. See how international we are).

What he meant was that you can't trust what's on the surface because it might not be so.

When organisations (With an 'S' not a 'Z' because that's how it is here), make declarations of stats and figures.........

...........why believe what they say? I don't.

With Watchtower Corporation(tm), are they taking into account all the expensive whiskey TOMO 3rd is getting drunk on every day?

There was this Elder(tm) in my last congregation(tm), bit of dimwit used to 'prove' the Corporation(tm) had Jehovah's(tm) blessing by saying, 'Look at the growth!'

What a niiny!

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Jehovah's Witnesses in the news....UK Ex JW Celebrity to host new documentary on JWs.

by Balaamsass2 in

rebekah vardy hosting a new documentary.

"rebekah vardy reinventing herself as a documentary host after wagatha christie ordeal.

the mum-of-five, who is married to football star jamie vardy, is reported to be turning her hand to documentary making and will soon film a show about jehovah’s witnesses.

punkofnice

It sounds as interesting as terminal constipation.

Yet more TV I won't watch.

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Serena Williams baptism pics

by blondie in

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https://www.sportskeeda.com/tennis/news-serena-williams-baptized-jehovah-s-witness .

punkofnice

tonus - "Being a Jehovah’s Witness is important to me, but I’ve never really practiced it and have been wanting to get into it."

How did she get through the Baptism Questions(tm)? How die the Elders(tm) ever agree to her getting craptised?

Oh, wait..........my bad. She has MONEY.

Fear no more TOMO 3rd, your whiskey and permanent drunken state are now paid for!!!!

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Serena Williams allegedly baptized this weekend

by neat blue dog in

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not sure if this is fake news or not..

punkofnice

I thought the 1st picture was Joey Ramone.

Well, if she wants to ruin her life, let her go ahead. I don't care.

I'm sure her finances to the Corporation(tm) will keep TOMO 3rd drunk for the rest of his life.

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Presented for your approval...

by TD in

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punkofnice

Imagine if you will, a religious person laid out in his casket in fine clothes-all dressed up and nowhere to go despite what they were told when they were alive.

( couldn't resist! lol)

Neither could I

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How did you find Jehovah's Witness meetings?

by Vanderhoven7 in

i personally have only attended a handful of meetings at kingdom halls.

i did not enjoy any of them nor was i impressed by anything that was conveyed.

perhaps others did not find them boring as i did.. nadia viotto has this to say about her experience.

punkofnice

hello - Meetings that lack any joy.

So true.

Beth's Serum - There's more life and enthusiasm in a large storage shed.

...and that's an insult to storage sheds.

Hopeless - I REALLY, REALLY WISH I HAD NEVER GONE TO THOSE MEETINGS

Same here. I had no choice. Forced as a child to attend the awful borefest. I have no good memories of Meetings(tm).

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It’s started COBE asking all appointed men if they are fully vaccinated

by Indoubtbigtime in

there is a huge problem now in all congregations as the gb stubbornly will not do the u turn on staying fully vaccinated that many hoped they would do.. all congregations around the world the cobe has to ask all ministerial servants and elders if they are fully vaccinated (meaning no more than six months since last shot).

there is a massive problem now with many many jdubs not getting their latest boosters and not wanting to stay fully vaccinated .

but more serious than that is how the gb painted themselves into a corner with these vaccine mandates.. most governments did a u turn on the vax mandates but the gb can’t get out of this one so easily .

punkofnice

The whole thing just shows what happens when dimwits are in charge.

Or in the case of TOMO, drunken sots.

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What would Jesus be doing?

by eyeslice in

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would he be working on the massive audio/visual complex being built at ramapo?.

i overheard my wife listening to some update broadcast this morning and immediately thought would a true humanitarian such as jesus, mahatma gandhi or albert schweitzer be at all interested in such things?

these were 'people' persons not interesting in the stupid trappings of life.. if the gb were to sanction the building of hospitals, orphanages, refugee centers and the like, maybe we would have a little more respect for them but this ramapo project seems like a sense waste of time, energy and money.

punkofnice

It depends on what the Governing Body(tm)(Pee be upon them), allow him to do.

Remember, they insinuate that they are higher than he is.

In the case of TOMO 3rd, higher means more drunk.