Posts by punkofnice

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What song best describes your sex life rite now????

by karter in

goin to be some hot love baby this evening..

2011 "Let God's Kingdom Come!" District Convention Program

by witnessofjesus in

9:30 song no.

10:50 song no.

12:10 song no.

punkofnice

FRIDAY - "The Kingdom of the Heavens Has Drawn Near" —Matthew 4:17 (Then it went away again after 1975 and the 'overlapping' foolishness!)

MORNING

9:20 Music

9:30 Song No. 5 and Prayer

9:40 Chairman's Address: Why We Need God's Kingdom to Come --OR--- (Oh, Jar-Hoover...please let it come. We've had 100% prophecy failure so far)

10:10 How We Know That God's Kingdom Will Come Soon --OR--(SOON!!! The magic word!!! -- Anyway. Who cares we've covered our bases with 'overlapping')

10:30 "We Must Enter Into the Kingdom . . . Through Many Tribulations" --OR--(Do more, do more, tire out, do more, give the FD$ your cash, do more)

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Jehovah's witness meetings are NOT BORING......

by punkofnice in

...i was told but they usually were as i look back.. as a lad i'd sit and look to see who the lights would fall on.

i'd get an almond and see how long i could suck it before i chewed at it.

i'd imagine playing rock'n'roll on the congregation's piano.. how did you get through the meetings when you were bored?.

punkofnice

@Keyser soze – sorry you got the elbow!

@Pirata – Did you imagine a cannon ball taking some of the power trippers out?

@clarity – Perhaps if you had of rushed to the stage and ‘announced the truth’ it would have livened things up for those like us who just wanted to sleep!

@what now? – I used to watch the wasps trapped in the light fittings try to get out.

@nugget – Did that give you good 1 st aid experience or was it more of a ‘koolaid’ experience?

@artemis.design – So, when they did the bible high lights on the Song of Solomon your comments were expert!

@Mr Quirk – 3 cheers for Billy!!! Hip Hip…..

@hamsterbait – Sorry about the cult crap but at least you could help negate it with some good old Led Zepp!

@FirstLastName – You’d get slapped for taking notes? Mind you I guess the only thing you wrote was; ‘Do more for the FD$ or die….soon!’

@The Finger – Counting seems to have been a top ten past time at meetings.

@Outlaw – Hey, I had a top like that lad….and the teeth….Oh, it IS me.

@unshackled – Truly artistic. Did you ever draw bags under their eyes?

@ProdigalSon – Rolling Stone. Far more interesting than the washTowel!

@talesin – King Elder sounds like a filthy pervert to me!

@band on the run – At least at my church the Book of Common Prayer doesn’t have cheesy illustrations and bait and switch propaganda techniques to make me ‘do more or die….soon…..subject to overlapping!’

@Scully – Reading the washTowel at bedtime gives me nightmares.

@undercover – I feel for you. I only hope the kid will grow up and become an uber-apostate!

@steve2 – You have great observation skills!

@d – I wonder how many of those in the arena thought it was the big ‘A’?

@Whaite Dove – A sister tweezing her whiskers? Was that the famous ‘bearded lady’? Just shows me some sisters have more manliness than the CoBE.

@talesin – Agreed

@JRK – As long as you didn’t play those crappy ‘bible charade’ game we all loathed.

@White Dove – I found that JW’s are amongst the most superstitious people EVER despite what they claim.

@Terra Incognito – Perhaps he was not human but a robot. Mind you, I think the FD$ wanted us all to be robots!

@exwhyzee – That poor Bruv in the wheelchair – He prayed to Jar-Hoover and ended up ‘tired out’ – sorry, bad pun!

@JustHuman14 – It truly was shocking and what’s more shocking now looking back…it was TOTALLY avoidable if the FD$ had really given a crap.

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Jehovah's witness meetings are NOT BORING......

by punkofnice in

...i was told but they usually were as i look back.. as a lad i'd sit and look to see who the lights would fall on.

i'd get an almond and see how long i could suck it before i chewed at it.

i'd imagine playing rock'n'roll on the congregation's piano.. how did you get through the meetings when you were bored?.

punkofnice

@Outlaw - How did you find my congregation? Nice one.

@Found Sheep - Good practice if you ever want to work for the FBI.

@Charlie Brown Jnr - 1984 has produced creativity for the first time.

@Keyser soze - The rivets kept you awake?

@Talesin - Again creativity prevails

@Amelia Ashton - Priceless!

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A question for JW apologists(or anyone else)

by keyser soze in

jw
friends

a jw will always rationalize the errors of wt leaders by arguing that they are simply imperfect men, who have never claimed to be spirit-directed.

let's assume, for argument's sake, that that's true, that they've never made such claims.

the question then becomes, "why aren't they?"..

punkofnice

Sad to say they go into 'circular reasoning' mode and can go around and around for ages getting nowhere.

I saw this on YouTube:

"God chose the Watchtower organization in 1919." >>

"How do you know God chose the Watchtower organization in 1919?" >>

"Because they were the only ones teaching truth at the time." >>

"What about all the changes?" >>

"That is new light...you know the light increases as we draw nearer to the day..." >>

"Couldn't that be true of others?" >>

"No, because God chose the Watchtower organization in 1919." >>BACK TO THE TOP >>

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Jehovah's witness meetings are NOT BORING......

by punkofnice in

...i was told but they usually were as i look back.. as a lad i'd sit and look to see who the lights would fall on.

i'd get an almond and see how long i could suck it before i chewed at it.

i'd imagine playing rock'n'roll on the congregation's piano.. how did you get through the meetings when you were bored?.

punkofnice

@talesin - I was into Punk in the '70's and just loved the scene. I still do.

@out4good3 - I couldn't go to another meeting without saying something 'apostate'. Perhaps this links in to the punk thing!!

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Jehovah's witness meetings are NOT BORING......

by punkofnice in

...i was told but they usually were as i look back.. as a lad i'd sit and look to see who the lights would fall on.

i'd get an almond and see how long i could suck it before i chewed at it.

i'd imagine playing rock'n'roll on the congregation's piano.. how did you get through the meetings when you were bored?.

punkofnice

@WontLeave - I think rushing to the stage and announcing that they worship a 7 headed god would certainly make the meeting more interesting for those who are in the situation we were in.

@JonathonH - 'Privileges' were great. I could do 'security' and text my non JW friends.

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Jehovah's witness meetings are NOT BORING......

by punkofnice in

...i was told but they usually were as i look back.. as a lad i'd sit and look to see who the lights would fall on.

i'd get an almond and see how long i could suck it before i chewed at it.

i'd imagine playing rock'n'roll on the congregation's piano.. how did you get through the meetings when you were bored?.

punkofnice

@talesin. I was a good dub. I didn't stick gum under the chair. I'd either introduce some new gum (usually Beechnut), or take a walk outside and spit it out when no one was looking.

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Jehovah's witness meetings are NOT BORING......

by punkofnice in

...i was told but they usually were as i look back.. as a lad i'd sit and look to see who the lights would fall on.

i'd get an almond and see how long i could suck it before i chewed at it.

i'd imagine playing rock'n'roll on the congregation's piano.. how did you get through the meetings when you were bored?.

punkofnice

@Reality79 - Yup. Fun is VERBOTEN in the cult!

@skeeter1 & @Lunatic Faith - you must have been bored out of your skulls counting stuff. Perhaps 'the Count' from 'Sessame Street' would have enjoyed the meetings.

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Two possible reasons why some elders stay in the organization.

by Iamallcool in

do you think some elders stay in the organization just because of prestige and getting horny at some judicial committee meetings?

.

punkofnice

@reality79 - I'm taking the piddle out of a couple of elders I knew who could really string that word out as if to dignify it. I actually thought it was daft. They'd actually start to pronounce it' Tuh (slight pause), roooooooooooooooth'.

A bit like those silly beggers who'd pronounce the WT$ brand name for god 'Juh HOE(great long breathy pronounciation of 'Hoe' rising and falling in pitch), vuh'.