I feel that this planet is quite hostile to life.
That's why I wear clothes to keep warm (not so that people can't see my ding dong).
I have heating in the home so that I don't die of hypothermia.
The sun wants to give us cancer.
Some animals will eat your goolies if they catch you.
I feel this Earth is not exactly conducive to life.
I expect the Jobos will tell us it's because of 'imperfection(tm)' caused by talking snakes and eating apples. Dimwits!