Posts by punkofnice

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Do you think the big A will come after Russia invades Ukraine?
by Iamallcool in
1. jw
2. friends
any takers?

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punkofnice

Let's hope so. I've been waiting for my pet panda by a waterfall for too long now. Anyone would think the JWs have got it all wrong.
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Anthony Morris wants to help inactive ones return to Jehovah
by RULES & REGULATIONS in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
jw broadcasting.

news and announcements.

2021 governing body update #10. .
punkofnice

Anthony Morris wants to help inactive ones return to Jehovah.
Is the booze money running out for the drunken sots over there in America?
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Freaky, unsettling, unnerving comment from Losch in his AGM talk
by FFGhost in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
did anybody else catch it?.

he said that people who come back in the earthly resurrection would be given a body "reasonably similar" to the one they had prior to death.. what the almighty hootch?.

"similar"?.
punkofnice

Like all religious leaders, they make it up as they go along. It's all just pig-swill to placte the sheeple into thinking they're on to something special. What crap.
They're either seriously deluded or just on the shill.
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Lloyd has taken his video down: has anyone got a copy of it?
by raymond frantz in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
lloyd has taken his video down: has anyone got a copy of it?.
punkofnice

I haven't commented on any of this 'Cedars' stuff because, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
None of it impacts my life in any way shape or form. He isn't a 'celebrity' and even if he were, they're all just people with a big ego or attention seeking in some way.
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What are some of the weird teachings of Jehovah's Witnesses, past and present?
by Vanderhoven7 in
1. watchtower
2. bible
i just picked up a few from mark jones as follows:.

i see is that the vast majority of jws don't seem to understand what their religion actually teaches.. the more controversial or embarrassing doctrine - although still official doctrine that has never been rescinded - is just not talked about anymore in the magazines.

there are dinosaurs living on venus.https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/2fowhx/dinosaurs_on_venus/.
punkofnice

"Man on earth can no more get rid of these demonic `heavens' (the organization of wicked spirits) than man can by airplane or rockets or other means get up above the air envelope which is about our earthly globe and in which man breathes." (The Truth Shall Make You Free, 1943, p. 285)
"The face of the deep, of course, would be toward the Pleiades, which are claimed to be the habitation of Jehovah." (Creation; 1927; 2,175,000 ed.; p. 94)
"The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve even as our sun's planets obey the sun and travel in their respective orbits. It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling-place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;..." (Reconciliation; 1928; p. 14)
"The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared with the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God." (Reconciliation; 1928; p. 14)
What a pile of dog's mess!!!
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The 1 Corinthians 13 Test
by truth_b_known in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i will not take credit for the following.

the idea came to me during a funeral (non-jw).

the so of the deceased read 1 corinthians 13:4-8a.
punkofnice

4 My leg is patient and kind. Love is not jealous. My leg does not brag, does not get puffed up, unless it's infected or has gangrene. 5 does not behave indecently, does not look for its own interests, does not become provoked. My leg does not keep account of the injury. But I bloody well do, mate!
6 My leg does not rejoice over unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth. 7 My leg bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. 8 Legs never fails.
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Moses, Pharaoh and the Exodus Fairytale
by RULES & REGULATIONS in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
exodus 7. .

new king james version.

moses before pharaoh.
punkofnice

At least Charlton Heston and Yul Brynner were real....unlike Jehovah(tm). Imaginary man in the sky.
How is it possible to actually believe in this garbage in 2022?
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McFree v. Watchtower!
by Atlantis in
1. jw
2. friends
mcfree v. watchtower.

a us federal judge has ruled against watch tower pennsylvania, denying their dmca subpoena to identify the creator of the jehovah's witness parody videos known as "dubtown.. .

see last page (page 20).
punkofnice

Biahi - Apostates 1, WT zero. Lol
Let's hope so. Scum like the WBT$ are boo hooing like cry babies because someone laughed at them.
What a shower of sh1t the Watchtower(tm) are!
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Interesting field service experiences
by asp59 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
any one that have a funny or unusual experience from field service?

maeby you visited favela brazil.

the hood in the usa.
punkofnice

Nothing, really. I found the whole experience totally embarrassing.
There was this bloke that slammed the door so hard that the glass shattered and flew out of his door.
....other than that, I've blanked those awful, depressing days out of my mind.
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How do you find reddit
by joe134cd in
1. jw
2. experiences
just curious but how do the people off this forum find reddit.

for myself i find reddit to be sadly lacking in the jw world.

i just don't find the depth there e.g one sentence replies, trying to be funny.
punkofnice

I can't be bothered with it. I pop in on here from time to time but that's about it.
My days of active ex-jobo are over. It's become uninteresting to me mostly.