Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by Dr. Duns Scott, Ph.D. and his emissaries, I feel it is my duty to write this. Here's my side of the story: Dr. Scott says he's going to lay the foundation for some serious mischief before you know it. Good old Dr. Scott. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how ghastly they sound. Take, for example, the most macabre finks I've ever seen. Now look at Dr. Scott. If you don't believe there's a similarity, then consider that if he were paying attention -- which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this -- he'd see that he spouts the same bile in everything he writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue he's excited about this week is sesquipedalianism, which says to me that Dr. Scott has stated that merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications. One clear inference from that statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is that the Universe belongs to him by right. Now that's just narrow-minded. Dr. Scott contends that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from?
It's not just the lunatic fringe that's in his corner; a number of previously respectable people have recently begun backing Dr. Scott. By the end of the decade, his poison will infect us, sicken us, and destroy us. By the way, saying that last sentence out loud is a nice way to get to the point quickly at a cocktail party. Even if we accepted his vituperations, so what? Does that mean that it's okay for Dr. Scott to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole? Of course not.
After hearing about his deluded attempts to exploit the general public's short attention span in order to rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of his inclinations so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of Dr. Scott's attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth, I was saddened. I was saddened that he has lowered himself to this level. His slogans are tinctured with absolutism. With this central point cleared up, the rest of Dr. Scott's arguments are rendered moot, as his personal attacks cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that Dr. Scott is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. If he wants to be taken seriously, he should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. In effect, I'm sure Dr. Scott wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on his conversations. So why does he want to deny minorities a cultural voice? That is, why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? In classic sophist fashion, I ask another question in reply: What exactly is he trying to hide? After days of agonized pondering and reflection, I finally came to the conclusion that I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to address the real issues faced by mankind. And just let him try and stop me. In short, Dr. Duns Scott, Ph.D.'s drones are united through alcoholism, racialism, and negativism.
I tried...I tried...I really did...but La Donna is stronger than me!!
La Donna
"Good music is very close to primitive language."