Posts by ladonna

we too have a fraternity, a brotherhood, gods family is what we are, and if anyone dishonors the congregation by conduct unbecoming a minister of god, shunning, or disfellowshipping as we call it, is gods means to deal with such ones.. q 7: how can a person isolate themselves if you chose to knock on peoples doors outside your religion?

ladonna

YOUKNOW,

How many hours do you put down at the kingdom hall for these lengthy posts????

Ana

You know that you Know more than You Know? You know you know more, because You Know knows what you know;that much, you know.Anon

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Snoring/ Help wanted

by Aussiemanhunter in

jw
friends

i have a bad problem where i sore all night.

not just on the inhale, but on the exhale as well.

can anyone help me as my partner finds it hard to sleep.. any suggestions????.

ladonna

Barry,

I don't beat Michael up. I couln't do that to him. But it sure does stop me from being able to sleep.
Maybe you can go to an ENT specialist......

Ana

You know that you Know more than You Know? You know you know more, because You Know knows what you know;that much, you know.Anon

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Snoring/ Help wanted

by Aussiemanhunter in

jw
friends

i have a bad problem where i sore all night.

not just on the inhale, but on the exhale as well.

can anyone help me as my partner finds it hard to sleep.. any suggestions????.

ladonna

Oh Michael,
What am I to do with you

Well,.....

Love,
Ana

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Snoring/ Help wanted

by Aussiemanhunter in

jw
friends

i have a bad problem where i sore all night.

not just on the inhale, but on the exhale as well.

can anyone help me as my partner finds it hard to sleep.. any suggestions????.

ladonna

Mango,

You have no idea of my suffering
It is so bad!!!!!!!!!

I barely have any sleep and spend all my time making "fluff" posts........just to avoid the bedroom.....well....when he's sleeping at least!!!!!

Ana .....so tired

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question

by larc in

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friends

question,.

what is your favorite sandwich?

ladonna

OMG Larc a "fluff" poster and a perve

Lettuce, tomato, shredded carrot, beetroot on Rye. With a touch of sald cream. Yum

Ana

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Suicide and other Fluff part1

by unclebruce in

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friends

my younger sister ran up to me in the yard, tears running down her cheeks.

"it's mum .. come quick" she pleaded.

i ran inside and there was mum spread out on the bed, pills and empty tablet bottles all around her.

ladonna

((((((((Uncle Bruce)))))))))

Thankyou for sharing this with us. It is so personal, and yet in the sharing you allow us to see why you are such a gentle, kind and caring soul.

We here are very fortunate to have you on this DB.

Love,
Ana

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Email From God/Funny Jokes

by ladonna in

found this on the net.

worth sharing .

one day god was looking down at earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.

ladonna

Ok.......here is some more

Confessional
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.

The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'

The priest asks, 'What did you do?'

The woman says, 'I committed adultery.'

The priest says, 'How many times?'

And the woman replies, 'Three.'

Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary’s, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.'

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father forgive me for I have sinned.'

'What did you do?'

‘I committed adultery.'

'How many times?'

'Three times.'

The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary’s, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.'

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'

The rabbi says, 'What did you do?'

The woman replies, 'I committed adultery.'

The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, 'How many times?'

The woman replies, 'Once.'

The rabbi said, 'Go and do it two more times, We have a special this week, three for $5.'

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For you PC wiz kidz

[from http://thunder.indstate.edu/~hunters/humour/ms1995.html okay, it's an OLD one, but I still think it is funny! Somebody want to rewrite it for the next planned version of Windows???? ]
News Flash: MS Buys 1995

In a surprise move, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates announced yesterday that he has purchased the entire calendar year of 1995. 1995 will be replaced instead by ``Year-M'' to be followed by actual 1995. ``Windows 95 was not going to ship on schedule,'' Gates said. ``But we couldn't change the name again... people were starting to get confused. So instead of spending a lot of time and money on a new marketing campaign we decided just to buy 1995. That way we get an extra year to debug Windows and get it shipped for what will be the new 1995.''

Microsoft arranged this coup by leveraging its financial assets to bail out the Federal Government and pay off the national debt. The IRS is being disbanded for next year, but taxes will be collected as usual with one change: all checks must be made payable to ``Bill Gates.'' A side benefit of this purchase is that Gates now owns the judicial branch for the duration of ``Year-M.'' Speculators stated that Gates would likely use this opportunity to dismiss the numerous lawsuits pending against Microsoft. Gates apparently feels this would be cheaper than actually hiring lawyers to represent his rickety cases.

In a related story, God has filed suit against Gates because of his purchase, claiming time to be the sole property of God. In a countersuit, Gates claims God is a monopoly and demands that he be broken up into ``deity conglomerates.'' ``Gosh,'' said Gates. ``They broke up AT&T... why can't we break up God?''

Inside sources at Microsoft said that Gates was looking for an early resolution to the suit by hiring God as a programmer. Evidently, God has the exact profile that Gates is looking for in a programmer: he doesn't mind rainy climates, doesn't need any money, isn't married, and can work for at least 6 days without sleeping. ``If we could just get some employees like that,'' Gates lamented, ``we would be able to ship Windows 95 on time.''

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from http://thunder.indstate.edu/~hunters/humour/666.html ]
The numbers are obtained by translating each character (letter, number, space, etc.) into its corresponding ASCII value.

It looks like well-known OS's fall into the same category:

M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

W I N D O W S 9 5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

S Y S T E M 7 . 0
83+89+83+84+69+77+32+55+46+48 = 666

Coincidence? I think not!
The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where ``III'' means the order of third (3rd).

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:

B I L L G A T E S (III)
66+73+76+76+71+65+84+69+83+3 = 666 (!!!)

Some might ask, ``How did Bill Gates get so powerful?'' Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement? You decide!
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Ana

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Email From God/Funny Jokes

by ladonna in

found this on the net.

worth sharing .

one day god was looking down at earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.

ladonna

Hahaha, ah Danny Boy,

I used to only post serious stuff . Now it seems I am breaking out....Nah, I reckon a balance of the two is a sign of mental health. Sane, or insane? I haven't worked that out yet!

Think41----hehehehehe.....you need a spanking....FREE PEACE....[:O}

Expat, did I tell you too much about fun in hell?? ...no bananas?????

Simon.....all the PC wiz kidz have liked that one....wonder why

Ana..I'll find you all some more later..

You know that you Know more than You Know? You know you know more, because You Know knows what you know;that much, you know.Anon