Only goes to show that if Adam were to be resurrected, the only thing he would recognize would be the jokes.
DesirousOfChange
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Bible jokes ,If you have any more please post them.
by smiddy3 insome jokes i`ve heard and 1 or 2 i`ve made up .. the shortest man in the bible ?
knee high mia.
one with a facial affliction.?
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DesirousOfChange
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Can you be a JW who does not have the GB as their leader?
by DoubtingThomas ini am.. they are just fellow brothers, old and getting senile.... but enlightened, despite all the whining.....
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DesirousOfChange
There is some truth in scripture;
Matt 7:6 ~ "neither throw your pearls before swine".
As some of you are guilty here.
When ignored, Trolls go away.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.
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Do you pray for other people?
by Iamallcool ini don’t want doubting thomas post on my thread til he is more mentally stable!
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DesirousOfChange
No.
Although my son who is a nurse claims that patients who believe in prayer and a Higher Power have better recovery.
I just write reminders to myself.
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More cracks in the dam - WTS pleading for elders "in their early 20s"
by FFGhost ini have another post here about how the wts is reeling from covid, as reflected in their abysmally catastrophic service report:.
https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/6315842470936576/annual-service-report-yet-another-analysis-big-trouble-wts.
here's another rupture showing.. in the latest "announcements and reminders" to elders, there is a paragraph with these sentences:.
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DesirousOfChange
Oh you got that right, I have seen the dumbest of people appointed on the grounds of being a good "company man".
A real blessing was cutting the Public Talk from an hour to 45 minutes to just 30 minutes.
The pain of sitting through one being given by an unqualified elder has been greatly reduced.
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Can you get disfellowship for kissing a person of the same sex?
by pistolpete ini found this on exjwreddit.
a pimo elder is in the middle of an event where a former co allegedly kissed a brother from another hall.. the co denied it so the other elders are frustrated because they can't have a judicial meeting.
if true, can he be disfellowshipped?
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DesirousOfChange
I'd be curious to know from what culture the men were from. At least in the US, two hetero dudes kissing is.........well....... weird. But not sure that is the case in all cultures.
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Tennis Controversy in Australia
by smiddy3 inapr 20, 2020. novak djokovic sparks a backlash after publicly opposing the covid-19 vaccine.
he says: “personally, i am opposed to vaccination, and i wouldn’t want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine in order to be able to travel.”.
asked by sky news australia anchor danica de giorgio why djokovic was granted the visa in the first place, the home affairs minister said: “they’re entirely separate processes”.. “to gain entry to australia you need both – you actually need the visa, which is determined quite separately, and then you have to meet the entry requirements,” she said.. “i know that people are putting the two issues together, but the visa application process and the granting of a visa is very separate to the additional entry requirements that every traveller needs to meet to be able to enter australia.”.
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DesirousOfChange
Countries have rules. If you don't want to abide by those rules you can't enter.
Too damn bad the US has not figured that out.
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Should a Cristian live in a convent?(bethel)
by asp59 ini have a real problem with this one.
jesus said follow his steps closely.
never read in new testament about people living in convents.
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DesirousOfChange
1st Century Christians had no convents, but they all lived in a commune. You sold everything and gave the money to the congregation. In turn you would have you basic necessities met. ~ Truth b known
TBK, when the WT crew assigned to review this board reads your post I'm really afraid of what you might have just initiated for JDubs.
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DesirousOfChange
Once I found TTATT I found that I had no longer had faith in any of that Goat-Herder doctrine.
One thing I learned holds true: RELIGION IS A SNARE & A RACKET
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Bible jokes ,If you have any more please post them.
by smiddy3 insome jokes i`ve heard and 1 or 2 i`ve made up .. the shortest man in the bible ?
knee high mia.
one with a facial affliction.?
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DesirousOfChange
First record of sports?
Baseball. "In the big inning................" (Gen 1:1)
Most constipated Bible characters?
Moses took 2 tablets
Peter said heaven & earth couldn't move him.
Satan. Bound for a 1000 years.
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What's the job of an elder?
by asp59 inwith the current discussion if someone in his twenties can be elder or not.
i'm interested in what a elder in jw land really do.
all speeches already come in video format from headquarters.
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DesirousOfChange
#1 Paperwork for "Mother" (esp Service Overseer)
#2 Schedule regular pep rallys (meetings) (never accept TMS position)
#3 Discipline anyone who gets out of line ("sinners" but also shit-disturbers that get on the radar)
#4 Give Public Talks (that are all now Zoomed) Most enjoy their time in the Limelight.
#5 See that Mother's property is well maintained to protect Her investment
I really don't think they can be nearly as busy as they were expected to be a decade ago or more. There are no longer scheduled shepherding nights. There are no longer meetings for Field Circus (other than laughable Zoom meetings).
It's a title that qualifies you for more work. But it gives you a deeper look at the "inside operation" of the Cult. Sometimes that appointment is what takes a sincere brother right out of the Troof.