RHW,
Regarding spell checkers: Why do you think a man who hogs the remote, thinks that professional wrestling is a real sport, and won't ask for directions when he's driving would us a spell checker? Hey, I'll tell you what a warm, sensitive man I am. For Christmas I gave my wife a new washing machine.
Now Waiting it's your turn: that quote about Schoolmasters. I know I was a good teacher. Out of thirty students, 3 were interested and the rest stayed awake.