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  by Angharad in

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  i've not been on the forum all weekend, but i've just read the women jokes tread.. i just wanted to say that i think that what patricia said to you was totally unjustifed and very unfair, and i'm positive that she is the only person here that thinks that way.

  if she bothered to read other posts that you have made, she would see that you are one of the most caring and loving people here.. btw: i thought the joke was hilarious.

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  It is times like this that I like to remember the old truism:

  It take 22 muscle to frown, but only four muscles to bitch slap someone:)
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  by Angharad in

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  i've not been on the forum all weekend, but i've just read the women jokes tread.. i just wanted to say that i think that what patricia said to you was totally unjustifed and very unfair, and i'm positive that she is the only person here that thinks that way.

  if she bothered to read other posts that you have made, she would see that you are one of the most caring and loving people here.. btw: i thought the joke was hilarious.

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  Seven,

  The woman who spoke ill of you is a very disturbed individual, so consider the source. She still hallucinates, does not take medication, and is isolated from JW's. She admits that she is fearful of talking to her so-called sisters, because she doesn't know who to trust. She cries to us, we offer kindness, then she attacks. Didn't care for the whole scenario.

  On the trust issue, she reminds me of my own sister, who for years did not talk to me and only talked to my wife when she had a serious personal problem that she could not share with her female associates at the Hall. Those years are behind us now, she does talk to us, but I feel much anger over her previous behavior.
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  Woman Joke

  by Frenchy in

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  this one was sent to me by my other daughter.

  > in the hospital the relatives gathered in the.

  > waiting room, where their family member lay.

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  Patrica,

  I am sorry if you are offended by what you read here. When you first posted, I was the first to repond and my wife was the second. We tryed to tell you that we understood your pain and I think you knew that we understood.

  I think that you need to know that most of us here are not where you are. We love Jehovah and we love each other, but we have very serious doubts about an organization that claims to represent Jehovah. This does not make us bad people. You may think we are wrong or even bad, but we are good enough to try to help you as best we know how. If we joke around or make silly remarks, it is not out respect for our Higher Power, but it is a way for us to deal with the pain we have experienced. Many here have tryed to give you words of consolation and we will continue to do so.
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  Starting a joke thread - c'mon, join in!

  by waiting in

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  henry and jane were much in love with each other, despite many differences, including their religions.

  jane was a devout christian, henry believed strongly in reincarnation.

  but the husband & wife both agreed on one thing - if either of them died - the other was to go to a spirit medium within one week so that their spirits could commune and assure the surviving spouse of their mutual love.. henry died tragically.

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  Three very devout women died and went to heaven. Saint Peter met them at the gate and told them they would have to answer a question before they could get into heaven. To the first one, he asked, "Who was the first man who lived on the earth." She said, "That's an easy one it was Adam." The harps played, the doves flew and gates opened up and she went right into heaven. Saint Peter asked the second woman the following question: Who was the first women on earth and she said, "That's any easy one, it was Eve." The harps played, the doves flew, the gates opened up and she went right into heaven. The third devout women came up and Saint Peter asked her "What where the first words that Eve said to Adam." She thought and thought and thought and finally she said, "Boy that's a hard one." And the harps played, the doves flew and the gates opened up and she went right into heaven.
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  Woman Joke

  by Frenchy in

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  this one was sent to me by my other daughter.

  > in the hospital the relatives gathered in the.

  > waiting room, where their family member lay.

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  Psychology Jokes

  Two psychologists were approaching each other on the street and one said to the other "You're fine, how am I?"

  A man went to a psychiatrist, because he was still a bed wetter, in fact, he was a member of the bed wetter's hall of shame. After, much discussion the
  psychiatrist concluded that the man's problem was due to anxiety, so gave him a perscription to help the problem. The man did not come back, but one day, several month's later, they ran into each other on the street. The psychiatrist asked if the medication had helped and his patient said that it had helped immensely, he said that the medicine was great, "I still wet the bed, but I don't care any more."
  
  Why does it take three psychologists to change a light bulb? One to change it, and two to share the experience.

  Sign on a psycholgist's office door. "Suicidal patients must pay in advance."

  And Frank Zappa said regarding theraputic methods... "I'd rathr have a bottle in front of me than a prefontal lobbotomy."

  As always, I must be off.
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  Woman Joke

  by Frenchy in

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  this one was sent to me by my other daughter.

  > in the hospital the relatives gathered in the.

  > waiting room, where their family member lay.

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  I told this joke some other place, but in case you missed it, I'm going to tell it again. Gentlemen, you can change the gender and the degree of profanity you might use to fit the occasion, but here we go.

  An elderly couple were having breakfast one morning, and all of a sudden the women blurted out, "You no good jerk, my life as been total misery from the day I married you! Exuse me that must have been a Freudian slip. I meant to say 'Please pass the jam.'"
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  Southern Hospitality PG

  by waiting in

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  that, we would kick their ass.

  kick your ass.

  out of here, or we'll kick your ass.

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  What do you get when someone from the south marries someone from the Detroit getto? Children that are too lazy to steal.
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  Southern Hospitality PG

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  that, we would kick their ass.

  kick your ass.

  out of here, or we'll kick your ass.

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  A southernner knows that good landscaping consists of having all of his cars in the front yard up on blocks.

  You're a successful southerner if you have two kennels under the front porch.

  Southerners think it's a good idea to bring a six pack to a job interview.

  BTW, we have Waffle Houses too, so we are not totally devoid of fine cuisine. The best is the pecan waffle.
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  Southern Hospitality PG

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  that, we would kick their ass.

  kick your ass.

  out of here, or we'll kick your ass.

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  larc

  Forgot some,

  What are the three R's they teach in South Carolina? Reading, Writing, and the route to Ohio.

  What are the first three words that a southern child says, "Attention KMart shoppers."

  What do you call 300 southerners at the bottom of the Ohio River? A pretty good start.

  What do you have when you have a southerner up to his neck in concrete? A shortage of concrete.

  The southern translation of the Bible says that you should "go from trailer to trailer."

  You know that a southerner has put up good Christmas decorations, when the washer and dryer on his front porch are all lit up.
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  Southern Hospitality PG

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  that, we would kick their ass.

  kick your ass.

  out of here, or we'll kick your ass.

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  Hey Waiting,

  Do you know why it takes three southerners to hunt rabbit? Two to stop traffic and one to scrape the rabbit off the road.

  A southern boy, after the familiy moved up north, asked his mother why he was the tallest boy in the third grade. He asked, "is it because dad is so tall?" She said "no, it's because your're 17 years old."

  Two southerners were driving down the road and the driver told his friend that he didn't think his turn signals were working, so he pulled off to the side of the road and asked his friend to get out, go up in front of the car, which he did. The driver put on the turn signals and yelled to his friend, "are they working?" His friend answered back, "yes they are, no they're not, yes they are, no they're not."