Odd memorial. I don't know about the numbers but I think Jesus was mentioned all of a whopping 3 times. A passing thought.
Last line (said nonchalantly): "As long as there is someone alive to partake, we'll keep having this memorial service. That's it".
As for attendance, why go? If nothing going on applies to you then you weren't commanded to participate, observe, or celebrate in any way. It's not for you (other sheep masses).