Jehovah_God,
Now that you finally graced us with your presence, I have a few questions I would like you to answer.
1. Why was I born a woman? It's hard being a woman and some men suck.
2. Why did you make me with small boobs? I wanted big ones!
3. Why couldn't you have made menstration less painful?
4. If I promise to be good, can I have Mel Gibson as a Christmas present?
God, I have more questions, but will be content for now if you answer these few.
Amen, Lilacs
"I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."