Posts by WildHorses

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Restrictions

by WildTurkey in

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something that always bothered me was society's policy of putting restrictions on people for wrong doing.

folks get reinstated, and full restrictions its like being punished and when you and then punished again how loving.

its just another way the borg uses to control people.

WildHorses

My best memories of being a JW was when I had my privileges taken away. I didn't like commenting anyway.

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New Smurf Drawing

by Valis in

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ok...i have new smurfs that are looking for good apostate homes.

the first smurf to go will be anonymous smurf, as i can't tell which one he is.

i'll keep the rules nice and simple:.

WildHorses

36D ooooooh I forgot, thats what my boobs are going to be lol

Do I win?

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Psychoanalyze Yourself

by Tammie in

this is a very interesting test.

try it.. have a pen and paper handy before you read any further.. as soon as you read a question, write the answer right away.. make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on...no cheating!!

read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the first thing that you visualize.

WildHorses

1 Chris
2 rabbit
3 two story victorian
4 no fence
5 nothing on the table
6 China
7 Pick it up
8 Lake
9 boat

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How old were you when you lost your virginity...

by butalbee in

how old were you when you lost your virginity and was it all that you thought it would be?????.

i was 19, and my first time was a complete let down.

i envisioned that gothic romance motif, all about romance and love, i didn't know what i was doing, didn't know sex was like that.

WildHorses

I was 18 but if I had it to do all over, I would still be one.

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cheer me up

by flower in

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i know its shamelessly and selfish to post but i'm really depressed.

someone pls try to cheer me up?

tell me a joke or something?

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy
standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 14 inch penis, testicles 2 lbs, Turner Brown".
The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking
him.

He asks "Are you Ok?" In a very weak voice the little guys says,
"Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured
I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., have a 14 inch penis, my testicles weigh 2
lbs., and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around"

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fluff-laugh instead of bickering, please

by concerned mama in

according to a news report, a certain private school in victoria, australia was recently faced with a unique problem.

a number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

that was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

WildHorses

LOL I bet he had to clean the floors after that. The girls probably had a spitting fit after the teacher and maintenance man let the room.

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Booted! On the ship! Kicked off! Df'd!

by teejay in

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over at kent's cozy discussion forum, at http://kent.steinhaug.com/forum/showthread.php3?s=576c225fa464b8a850eaf84a8f511cad&threadid=62, redhorsewoman started a thread wherein she wanted comments about an old highschool classmate (also a jw) that she recently met again.. responding to her post, i said.

too late for your situation, but i'd treat her as i've come to treat my jw family: leave religion, the truth, jehovah (and the rest of that jw baggage) out of all conversations... unless they bring it up.

and even then, don't expect much.

WildHorses

Joel................naner naner naner

What kinds of cookies? I like baking.

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Booted! On the ship! Kicked off! Df'd!

by teejay in

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friends

over at kent's cozy discussion forum, at http://kent.steinhaug.com/forum/showthread.php3?s=576c225fa464b8a850eaf84a8f511cad&threadid=62, redhorsewoman started a thread wherein she wanted comments about an old highschool classmate (also a jw) that she recently met again.. responding to her post, i said.

too late for your situation, but i'd treat her as i've come to treat my jw family: leave religion, the truth, jehovah (and the rest of that jw baggage) out of all conversations... unless they bring it up.

and even then, don't expect much.

WildHorses

Julie,Farkel,Larc, teejay, I love all of you dearly. You are all very intelligent people.

One thing I hate is seeing you all at each others throats.
Is this all worth it? Larc didn't say anything bad in his last post. I thought what he said was (forgive me if I sound like a jw here) very heartfelt and sincere.

Why not just let it end? If it is having the last word that matters, why not just post a simple............naner naner naner, and leave it at that. All I see here is people hurting others feelings.

Lilacs, backing out now

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A "sex" Question (possible fluff)

by moman in

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how does your "on screen" sexual-personality line up with your "in person everyday" one?.

for example: some posters are very liberated & graphic on-line when discussing sex, but to their mate or to the average person on the street they may seem like "old-dubs" or just very conservative.. please answer honestly & give me a break, this might be my first "fluffer"

WildHorses

I'm just like Elsewhere. In person I am a bit shy at first. But that is only when it comes to dating.

When I am at work at the store, I am a total jokester, I try to make people laugh, going as far as speaking with a Jamacian accent. I can't help it. I love to laugh and make people laugh. It's the best feeling in the world.

Ya know mon?

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Online Bibles

by JosephAlward in

i believe there are many on this forum who are not aware of the many online bibles from which they could almost effortless copy verses to paste into their arguments.

when one refers to a particular verse in a particular book, few readers have the patience to go seach through the whole book.. the online source i use is called "bible gateway.

" it provides several different versions of the bible, and offers word search, which is an indispensible tool for those who take their bible research seriously.. bible gateway is at http://bible.gospelcom.net/.

WildHorses

Joseph, I use biblegospel.com. I like it because they have many different versions on that site.