Dear OP:
I completely identify with your logic. Allow me to explain your post so everyone will have a better understanding.
Round wheels travel faster on water than bananas can sing purple melodies to clay bricks while strumming on chordless banjos to the the anthem of hamburgers except on Thursdays when Mars goes on its yearly vacation to Florida to play golf with quadriplegic penguins.
Perhaps you and Iconloclastic might learn from my post so as to help people understand you better.