LizardSnot

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  Paradise is here, now.

  by metatron in

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  i wondered thru one of those massive upscale gourmet supermarkets.

  and thought about 'paradise'.. they had every kind of cheese i have ever heard of - and then some!.

  i have never seen so many different kinds of cheese in one place.. i concluded that a state of perfection can't offer anything .

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  As long as that shopping mall has a Starbucks in it...I'm in paradise!

  Lizard
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  Will JW increase continue?

  by dmouse in

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  the latest watchtower (july 1st) it says this: (bold mine).

  (page 13 para 17) now is the time for jehovah to express mercy to his anointed servants and their other sheep companions.

  the evidence that this is so is the extraordinary increase with which he has blessed them... .

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  Dumbasses beware....the JW's want you to help them increase there numbers!

  Lizard
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  Can elders be dangerous people?

  by avengers in

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  the scripture below the image is written in dutch.

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  read the scripture in your native language and tell me what you think.

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  Oh my! Once again a scriptural prophecy has been fulfilled!
  And people say that JW's arent spoken of in the bible.
  I always wondered who 2 Tim. 3:6 referred to.

  Lizard
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  On the lighter side.....more gushing

  by TR in

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  some on this forum may remember the thread where i was gushing uncontrolably about my daughter graduating high school and receiving her aa from the local community college.

  she will be attending gonzaga u. in the fall, btw.. anyway, just gushing a little more.

  this friday is her 18th birthday, then she'll be graduating h.s.

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  Congrats to your daughter :)

  Lizard
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  PLEASE REMEMBER TO....

  by D8TA in

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  okay....i guess i will throw this out there.. i dont really post whether or not i send e-mails or snail mail to media outlets about the current pedophile issue with the wtbts.

  i just refrain from posting on such threads because this is an issue, which often prompts me to turn my colorful language in to a very big rainbow.

  believe me, i am restraining myself as of now with this post.. i suggest, along with your e-mails to various forms of media, that you include the wtbts view on lying and theocratic warfare.

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  Very good point D8TA,
  I vaguely remember the "right to lie" article. Was that in the Watchtower or Awake?
  And where was it?
  Your help would be much appreciated.

  Lizard
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  I had another Weird Dream

  by U.2.K. in

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  alright now this dream was krazy .

  i was walking somewhere(cant remember) and this guy hit me over the head with this shotgun, i was knocked out and he tied me up, and i woke up in this car in the backseat, and it was a bomb in the car.

  the bomb had 7-9 min left, and get this at first i was so scared, the dream seem so real, but for some reason i could'nt wake up or move.. .

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  U.2.K.

  Here is an interesting verse that you might like...

  Act 2:17
  " 'In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams.

  Lizard
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  I want a Palm Pilot.

  by Princess in

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  i have decided i need a palm pilot or something like it.

  my husband and i run a small plumbing company.

  when i leave the house, i forward the phone to my cell.

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  I suggest the Palm m105. It has 8 meg of memory and is only 150 dollars

  Lizard
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  Email from a JW and our correspondence

  by mpatrick in

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  i received this original email from [email protected] in regards to post i had made on the jw discussion forum on www.beliefnet.org .

  hello mpatrick , ya know alot of the things that you quote i question are still in the truth , i am sorry if i affend you.

  im 26 from new jersey and where are the true witnesses .

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  No wonder the WTBTS doesnt want their members to be on the internet.....they dont want the world to know
  how stupid their members are!
  How did this person even log in for crying out loud?
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  How about a laugh? PICTURE 2

  by ballistic in

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  here's a picture straight from jw-media.org.

  all post what you think the one guy is saying to the other.... .

  i've got a few ideas.

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  "Maam, I'm hungry...I've spend all my money to support my pioneering habit"
  Young Man!....let go of my bag or I will shove this French bread up your arse!

  Lizard
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  How about a laugh? PICTURE 2

  by ballistic in

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  here's a picture straight from jw-media.org.

  all post what you think the one guy is saying to the other.... .

  i've got a few ideas.

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  guy on the right: would you please stop rubbing your thumb on me?....
  guy on the left: uhmmmm....that's not my thumb!

  Lizard