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  'Hovahville!

  by TR in

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  2. friends

  back in the days of 'hovahville(not to be confused with 'whoville', because whoville was a nice place!

  ), it got to the point where i secretly wished that i had never learned the "truth".

  the dividing of my family, the stupid rules and cong.

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  Ok Quotes...here's just a few more 'Hovah Buffett songs ;)
  Brown Eyed 'Hovah
  Why dont we get 'Hovah'd
  'Hovahana Daydreamin
  Son of a 'Hovah

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  'Hovahville!

  by TR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  back in the days of 'hovahville(not to be confused with 'whoville', because whoville was a nice place!

  ), it got to the point where i secretly wished that i had never learned the "truth".

  the dividing of my family, the stupid rules and cong.

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  LMAO @ Quotes! I like yours better :)

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  What ever happened to Queenie?

  by Robdar in

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  i believe that queenie is still posting using the names hildabingen and mystikool.. has any one else noticed the similarities?

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  Could be *shrugs

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  The Greatest man in History.

  by refiners fire in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  well, next to jesus of course, was none other than our churches dear founder, the bebearded c t russell.. do you doubt this claim?.

  well just look at the gushy praise of ct in "the finished mystery".

  through st. john the lord jesus revealed the fact that the church would be developed during seven distinct periods, or epochs; and that for each of these epochs he would have a special angel, or messenger, to serve the other members of the body...the great master laid special emphasis on the importance of the messenger to the seventh, or laodicean, period of the church, saying that such an one would be "a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord would make ruler over all his household, to give them meat in due season.".

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  I find it interesting that Charles Russell claimed to be the "Laodicean Messanger"...given the following scripture in Rev. 3:14-16

  To the Church in Laodicea

  14"To the angel of the church in Laodicea write: 15These are the words of the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the ruler of God's creation. I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! 16So, because you are lukewarm--neither hot nor cold--I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

  Does this mean that Charles Russell's organization will be expelled like vomit?

  He chose a bad title for himself ;)

  I need to go and throw up again :o

  Lizard
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  IS THE WATCHTOWER A FALSE PROPHET?

  by You Know in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  when jesus was on earth the devil approached him quoting scripture in order to tempt and entrap him.

  it is no wonder then that the apostate angel would be behind the effort to use the scriptures against jehovahs people today in order to mislead them.

  one of the most cunning and effective uses of scripture against us by satans agents is the charge that we are false prophets.

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  Its a good thing that we are under a new covenant...or we would have to stone the WTBTS :)
  Darn!

  Lizard
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  'Hovahville!

  by TR in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  back in the days of 'hovahville(not to be confused with 'whoville', because whoville was a nice place!

  ), it got to the point where i secretly wished that i had never learned the "truth".

  the dividing of my family, the stupid rules and cong.

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  Wastin' away again in 'hovah 'hovahville...

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  INDEED, LET THE GAMES BEGIN

  by You Know in

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  several enemies of the watchtower have ebulliently expressed the sentiment: let the games begin.

  indeed, i too share that desire to let the games begin, so-to-speak.

  but, what exactly are we to expect when once the games commence?

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  Jehovah's witness are under attack...not because of them being persecuted for their belief in Jehovah...they are under attack for
  disobeying the "laws of the land" with regards to their harboring pedofiles and not reporting them to the authorities.

  How is reporting pedofiles to the police going against God's organization?

  The current attack on the WTBTS has nothing to do with the end times persecution that the JW's have always been hoping and waiting for...it has to do with their failure to comply with basic and moral laws that have set up in our country.
  If they think this is the beginnings of Armageddon...they aint seen nothing yet.

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  Columbus OH ex-jw's

  by DanTheMan in

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  2. experiences

  i've met a few in the area, but i thought i'd post to see if there are more -

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  Dan..you know you can always hang with us in Cincinnati :)

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  WT Paranoia Over Apostates

  by DakotaRed in

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  while reading another thread on apostates, i did a quick search on the word apostate on the wt cd.

  these people are really paranoid about us!.

  *** it-1 127 apostasy ***.

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  Someone needs to draw an illustration of a "great crowd" of joyful, smiling people exiting a flaming and exploding Bethel...I think that would be funny. Just the building...I dont want anyone dying :(
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  Bum Fights

  by simplesally in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  omg..... i was watching tv and there is a new video out and its about las vegas bums/homeless people.

  these guys go out and pay homeless people to do stupid things like fight with each other, jump into garbage bins, set their hair on fire.

  there was even a spoof on the alligator guy who wrestles them (the guy from australia).

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  What a terrible thing to do!
  How do those people sleep at night?

  Lizard