I would cast me as Ron Jeremy.
EntirelyPossible
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Official dream casting!
by youngbro inwe have all done it- watched a movie and thought 'i would have cast xyz as this part', so, here is your chance, postwhat movie and what part and who you would have chosen, and if you were to remake a movie..who would you cast?.
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assemblies and my lovely wife
by stillin ini finally put a couple of pieces together that have boggled me for years.. i would take my family to the conventions and assemblies and for some reason, my wife would always be upset or start an argument in the car on the way home, or in the week that follows.
i realize now that her frustration is that i am not the guy in the demonstrations.
you know, the guy who has the bestfriend/elder who always says the perfect thing and the guy is so humble and does this little talks-to-himself thing where he reveals his deep spirituality and applies the ever-so-wise words of his friend and after that life is just great again!.
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EntirelyPossible
Hmmmm.... the rotgut whiskey must be kicking in. Shutting up now.
F. U. I have been sitting on a plane waiting to take off for 3 hours. Thank baby Jesus I am in first class and getting free Glenlivet. And don't shut up, I find you interesting and witty, not that I have a mancrush or anything.
/maybe
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For Lars...
by serenitynow! ini find your thoughts about being anointed/god revealing himself to you, interesting but i don't want to derail that other thread.
for those who don't know, i asked lars why god revealed himself to him, making him a believer because of having direct evidence, and why god hasn't done the same for me (and others).. lars responded (i added paragraphs for readibility):.
serenitynow: why you and not me?
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EntirelyPossible
Lars and everyone else that claims to have special knowledge are insane nutjobs that need to be locked up. In a broader sense if you think invisible people in the sky give you special knowledge and attention then you are most likely utterly insane and need help now.
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How well do you sleep?
by Lozhasleft infor years i've been pretty good at getting a good night's sleep.
a couple of pages of my book and i'm away til morning, apart from the odd bladder brigade journey.
however, suddenly, after our house move, i am having just an awful time of it.
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EntirelyPossible
I find that a cigarette right before bed makes all the difference. Some nights I can't sleep, so I go out to a bar, have a few drinks, me a nice woman, bring her home, have sex, then a giant glass of whiskey and then a smoke and I am all ready for sleep. That cig sure does the trick.
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Chemtrails, Seeing is believing.
by pedal power inbefore i begin, i want you to know i understand the difference between chemtrails and contrails, so lets leave those discussions behind, chemtrails exist.. what is the purpose of chemtrails ?
if it was to artificially create clouds, why come to edinburgh ?
for any of you who are unaware, 90% of the time its cloudy and rainy, so creating cloud cover, is a joke.
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Isaac Newton is an anointed Christian.......
by Slidin Fast instartfragment.
did anyone else pick up the wild assertions in the dc.
henry grew, george storrs and isaac newton were part of the anointed.
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EntirelyPossible
Did they just call Isaac Newton mentally unstabled? Did he partake of the emblems at the memorial? Did he go out in field service? I mean, for God's sake, the man wore a wig and makeup and had a college degree. No f'ing way.
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Once again I say goodbye
by mouthy ini find the board is getting very unfriendly of late.
used to be great to be aboard.
but the snipping that so many.
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EntirelyPossible
did someone make fun of mouthy?
I don't really pay attention to a lot of threads or things like that. What happened?
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Movies that resonate with you as an ex-JW or awake JW
by RayPublisher inthe matrix - "do you want the blue pill or the red pill?
", "all i offer you is the truth", "ignorance is bliss", "the matrix is all around us".
shutter island - creepy, is it real or isn't it, it turns out the whole thing is a dream.
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Leaving The Watchtower.... don't leave God behind, attend WNFJ convention.
by koolaid-man inif you have never had the opportunity to go to a witnesses now for jesus convention hosted by former jehovah's witness joan cetnar, this may be your last chance.. after 33 years this very well could be the last year joan will host the convention.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdddryv3hs.
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EntirelyPossible
it only stands to reason that some ( NOT ALL ) are Watchtower operatives deliberately attempting to discredit anything that brings reproach to The Org.
Sadly, using reason is one of the last things you seem capable of.
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assemblies and alcohol
by pedal power inour dc coming up this weekend, i hated them and the only thing that kept me going ,was the reward of booze at the end of each day.my then wife,zelous judgemental pioneer, you know the type,not only droned on about my drinking, but about everyones drinking, a real barrel of laughs not.
anyway, one year we went to another dc, in newcastle, all seemed to be going well, until lunch.we went over to a hotel for lunch,i ordered my fresh orange and food, a few minutes later, the local jw,s arrived for lunch, they had all pr-ordered drinks,alcoholic drinks, and not one drink but many !!!
they were buisy getting boozed up for the afternoon session,way to go, i was about to join them, when my wife told me " dont even think about it ", anyway she was outraged, but there they were ,with thier little convention badges, men and women, young and old, getting merry, they dont even do that here in scotland, !!!.
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EntirelyPossible
Our DC coming up this weekend, I hated them and the only thing that kept me going ,was the reward of booze at the end of each day.
Interesting. On another thread you said you weren't a JW. How the heck is your DC coming up this weekend, then?