MARTINLEYSHON

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  Frodo has failed ! (for LOTR fans)

  by Simon in

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  MARTINLEYSHON

  spok on
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  Which country has the best comedy shows?

  by sleepy in

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  we have had some pretty amasing classic comedy in britian over the years.. faulty towers, the office, alan partridge,ali g etc.mind you weve had some very crap sit-com 2.4 kids etc.. who does it better the brits or the yanks?.

  sorry ozzies cant think of any from down under.

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  jgnat

  Get a life. Uk anytime
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  Who Is Your PO?

  by SillyPutty in

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  wouldn't it be so funny if we all gave the name of our presiding overseer just to see if anything is said later in the cong?

  and to see if he reads the message here?

  you don't have to give the name of the congregation if you don't want to.. my po is bristol.

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  My PO was Martin Leyshon when I left.

  Martin
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  If You Weren't A Witness, What Would You Be Today?

  by minimus in

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  many of us are or were witnesses because we were born into the religion.

  others became witnesses because they really thought it was the truth.

  so many wish that they never had a jehovah's witness come to their door or their parents' door.

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  Minimus I would have been a non conformist. Oh by the way you have great posts keep it up.
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  Did you hear about?

  by MARTINLEYSHON in

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  this pregnant irish woman rang her mother and said " help i tink me waters hav broken" her mother replied " well be jesus you tink your waters have broken where are you ringing from?

  the daughter replied " im ringing from me minge to me ankle"

  please i need lots of jokes from you to light up my day.

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  This pregnant Irish woman rang her mother and said " help I tink me waters hav broken" her mother replied " Well be jesus you tink your waters have broken where are you ringing from? The daughter replied " Im ringing from me minge to me ankle" Please I need lots of Jokes from you to light up my day.
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  10 reasons not to live in Canada

  by MARTINLEYSHON in

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  1. the immigration officers think that they are little demigods.

  2. its way to cold in the winter.

  3. there are to many mossie bites in the summer.

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  Simon Now you know that rugby is a sore subject with us welsh at the moment, as indeed it was with you English during the 70s and early 80s. I suppose it is as sore as your cricket, but there again on aggregate we are 1 game ahead of you English, and of course we have been allowing you to catch up so that we can play on an even keel. Martin
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  10 reasons not to live in Canada

  by MARTINLEYSHON in

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  1. the immigration officers think that they are little demigods.

  2. its way to cold in the winter.

  3. there are to many mossie bites in the summer.

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  To simon and matty Are you forgetting that in 1287 Englands king was a welshman! Martin
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  10 reasons not to live in Canada

  by MARTINLEYSHON in

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  1. the immigration officers think that they are little demigods.

  2. its way to cold in the winter.

  3. there are to many mossie bites in the summer.

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  Hey Mattey Now there is no need to insult wales. A land of rolling hillsides, song, poets, welshcakes, and of course D Thomas.
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  10 reasons not to live in Canada

  by MARTINLEYSHON in

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  1. the immigration officers think that they are little demigods.

  2. its way to cold in the winter.

  3. there are to many mossie bites in the summer.

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  1. The immigration officers think that they are little demigods

  2. Its way to cold in the winter

  3. There are to many mossie bites in the summer

  4. The people are way to friendly

  5. The drug problem is way out of control ( Hey Dude )

  6. Revenue Canada will revoke your Passport and Drivers Licence if they are not paid

  7. They all drive on the wrong side of the road

  8 They all drive to slow

  9.There are far to many DENNY'S for my liking

  10. All service providers expect a tip even if they are given bad service.

  My advice to all you canucks is to turn the light off as the last one of you leaves
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  James Bond 007 Classic one Liners

  by MARTINLEYSHON in

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  what was your favorite bond one liner?.

  mine was in the movie goldfinger where the laser is moving towards bond's groin and he said to goldfinger.

  " do you expect me to talk?.

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  Film Thunderball The girl is nibbling on Bond's shoulder and he sez " Ah you should be in a cage"