"I'll bet there were no Jdubs at that party, see how we are protected by Jehovah."
Oh my god! I could totally see the borg putting this story in one of their magazines. It would look something like this:
"In one particular country in 2012, a party was held which included worldly music and lewd dancing. The party may very well have been to celebrate the birthday of one of its attendees. Authorities stormed the complex and a violent outburst soon ensued. In all, 17 people were killed in the fracas. Due to their high moral standards and refusal to engage in practices condemned by the the bible, no Jehovah's Witnesses were in attendance. Is it not happifying to see that obedience to Jehovah's faithful slave results in the safety of His sheep?!"
Nowhere....of course.....will they mention that such a disaster took place in a country that does not even have any JWs in it anyway. But that wont' matter. All the JWs across the earth will look at this "fact" and it will reinforce their beliefs