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  Wow, Was This Really 28 Years Ago?

  by Englishman in

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  this friday, december 7th., is our 28th wedding anniversary.

  her ladyship and i intend to visit our favourite restaurant, dimitri's, for a slap-up greek meal plus a considerable quantity of excellent wine.. its a time when we like to reflect on our life together, the lows as well as the highs that we have experienced over the years.

  mainly, our life has been one of laughter and fun.

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  Michael3000

  HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU BOTH!!

  ...And have a pint on me, Mate!

  Cheers!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Beards its OK guys wear them, goodness sake

  by Shane in

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  rjputman writes:.

  hi shane,.

  just read your post of 30 august regarding beards.

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  Michael3000

  I love my beard - keeps me from looking like a 12-year-old!

  And mine is neat and nicely trimmed, MOMMY! BTW - when did you move to New York? Whereabouts?

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  I Need Everyone's Help With This Project!

  by Knapster in

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  dear friends:.

  i have been thinking about putting together a website, which i think can be very informative to the internet using general public.. my plans are still in the formulative stage, so i don't wish to be too specific at this point.

  however, my plans totally rely on information provided by others.

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  Michael3000

  I agree with your suspicions voiced above, my fellow comrades.

  Pretty ballsy for a first-time post!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Heya!

  by Couso in

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  heya all!

  finally got round to posting my first post!

  well to tell you a bit about myself i'm 19 and i'm from australia!

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  OLD HIPPIE SEZ:

  Just as I wonder how stupid it is possible to become, new messages pop up all the time here, telling me new records are made every day.

  I think your wonderings have been answered by your very own post.

  How sad, indeed.

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  My father just beat my brother-

  by ashitaka in

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  one more topic.. my wife just called up to tell me that she was over my parents before a doctor's visit, chatting with my mother, when my crazed jw father threw my small 14 year old brother down the stairs and punched him for not wanting to study.. i've been beat, thrown down stairs, had potted plants thrown at me, chased around the house, and such, for not wanting to do the family study.. this is what the "truth" does to people, all you loyal jw's....take note...... (i'm so angry i'm shaking).

  ashi.

  p.s-my father said he was leaving my mother--oh god, pretty please, you motherf**ker.

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  Yes- CALL THE COPS!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Post your ideas for a new Young People Ask Book

  by ballistic in

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  how about.... *

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  "Why does Dad like to wear Mom's Undies?"

  "How Come I Can't Just Stay Home & Watch 'Friends' on Meeting Nights?"

  "Is There a God - Who Cares?" (OK, that's a moldy oldy)

  "How Much Ecstasy Can I Take & Still Make Coherent Comments At The Watchtower Study?"

  "If I Dream I'm Informal Witnessing To Pamela Anderson, & Have A 'Nocturnal Emission', Can I Still Count The Time?"

  "Are You There, God? It's Me - Joelbear" (Joelbear, ya know I love ya! )

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!!!

  by Michael3000 in

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  except fred hall, of course..

  enjoy!!

  be safe if you're traveling!.

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  Michael3000

  Except Fred Hall, of course.

  ENJOY!! Be safe if you're traveling!

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Positive Name For ExJWs...?

  by ISP in

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  i don't like the word apostate.......because it simply is not the case in so many cases.

  i think the term 'truthseeker' would be better and quite annoying to jws who think they are!.

  come on you truthseekers!.

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  "Those who have now have a life"

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  **CUSS CONTROL ...!

  by MacHislopp in

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  back from more business,...i 've found this gem in one if the guardian's magazines (last saturday's issue).. here is the link given: .

  http://www.cusscontrol.com/tips1.html.

  here is the text:.

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  Michael3000

  PIG F*****S! What the hell is the world coming to???

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Michael3000

  "I'm a mog, half man half dog - I'm my own best friend."

  Ha-Ha! John Candy from "Spaceballs"!

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"