Posts by dm6

from what i can see you have to kill all the zombies in a shopping centre.... well carrot has got hold of a chainsaw and is slaughtering all the zombies... he is laughing uncontrollably and keeps saying that it's the best game ever!.

is it me or is this something men should have grown out of when they left puberty??.

dm6

water sprout, it is great if you really get into it, there is such a massive skill involved.

if you have signed up just search and add me, my username is of ocurse, dm6.

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What do you get if you cross an Athiest with a Jehovahs Witness?

by dm6 in

i saw this joke on facebook ex jw page, so i take no credit whatsoever for it, i just found it so funny i thought you guys could share a laugh too.. have fun....... lol.

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bloody embedding disabled by request!!! heres a link then ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoxcZiWK79c&feature=related

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What do you get if you cross an Athiest with a Jehovahs Witness?

by dm6 in

i saw this joke on facebook ex jw page, so i take no credit whatsoever for it, i just found it so funny i thought you guys could share a laugh too.. have fun....... lol.

dm6

I saw this joke on Facebook EX JW page, so i take no credit whatsoever for it, i just found it SO funny i thought you guys could share a laugh too.

have fun......

LOL

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Zombie computer games

by watersprout in

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so carrot has borrowed some games for his wii from a bloke at work, and one of the games is called ''dead rising''.

from what i can see you have to kill all the zombies in a shopping centre.... well carrot has got hold of a chainsaw and is slaughtering all the zombies... he is laughing uncontrollably and keeps saying that it's the best game ever!.

is it me or is this something men should have grown out of when they left puberty??.

dm6

well im still only 24 and i play quake at www dot quake live dot com best fps shooter in the world. Give it a chance, try some practice mode so so addicitve! bit childish but hey, thats me all over.

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How do i overcome this guilt and fear?

by newcomer1982 in

ive recently decided not to be a witness anymore and at the age of 28 was still so afraid to tell my parents.

the truth is their life and knew i would hurt them.

ive had such a battle with the elders and because my dad is an elder its even worse.

dm6

Newcomer1982 Welcome :)

When i first came here i thought what everyone was saying was satan trying to pull me away....that old chestnut.

I was having a battle in my mind, but after a while you will realize its indoctrination thats done that, so if you do get any of those type of feelings, all i will say is, listen to YOURSELF, think for YOURSELF, and go with YOUR gut.

I am not exactly very experienced JW, i was never even baptized, so i cant really offer a lot of help, but i feel for yoursituation and wish you all the very best.

I HIGHLY reccommend reading Ramond Franz - crisis of Consciense.

Good day,

Darren.

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Post a message to your congregation right here

by JH in

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post here, what you would love to say in front of all the congregation.

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yes get it bumped!

To my second Congregation in RYE EAST SUSSEX, KENT, UK -

To Elder Matthew Gilden and your sexy wife Ellie Gilden, Thankyou for inviting me into your home and love bombing me.

I am so glad you totally confused me and never really bothered giving me any time for studies due to my chef work hours.

I am very happy that you failed miserably at acheiving a succesful bible study with me, but hey we hit chpater 11 i think it was, and i attended your bore meetings from day one!

I have many things i really wanted to say to you Matthew, espeically the fact, that, just like all other JWs out there, you are all gossip mongers i should refer you now to the scripture which talks about not judging others look at the rafter in your own eye.

But i wont go on too much, because i want to emphasize more on how smoking hot your wife Ellie is, although she is ten years younger than you, i bet your as happy as pig in shit.

Damn, she used to bring the coffees in and sit down but as she walked off to sit down i used to get tingles. You probably know what i mean im sure.

It was always weird and uncomfortable when you were in the room, the vibe in the air you, you could actually HEAR the silence, you could slice it with a knife and hear it rip.

But when you left, to the toilet, or to get yourself a drink, or whatever it is what you did, Ellie and i would get on like a house on fire, and i could tell she really wanted out of your controlling environment, and i felt more than willing to do that for her, though i now wish i did.

Then you would walk back in the room and the silence vibe would kick in and the laughs and casual chatter would vanish upon hearing your footsteps towards the door.

I know for a fact that you wont be reading this because you are so far gone into your brainwashing and 4th gen jw or whatever you are, theres no way you would be here. And it pains me, because ellie deserves so much more than you. A very beautiful woman.

PS try listening to real music in your car, driving to the KH listnening to Kingdom Melodies always turned my stomach just as much as im sure it did ellie. beautiful ellie.

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To the attention of Elder/MS Billy fannon.

I also know you wont be reading this.

I know about your medication and depression etc. I saw the labels at work on the floor in the locker room.

I never told a soul because i liked you and had the utmost respect for you, I wasn't about to start turning over real friendship because of some shitty scripture which cites, oh! you will be helping the person if you snitch on them!

You are misled, misguided by all these brainwashing arseholes and i wish you could make a run for it, and ENJOY your life and be happy.

I know you are slightly disabled, but you are an extremely intelligent person, and im not just saying that to make you feel better, it really is factual.

i wish you could look beyond the watchtower viewpoint and think for yourself. One day, i hope.

PS i never told anyone about your anger and constant swearing at everyone at work, it actually made me chuckle.

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To the attention of Melanie ________

I cant beileve i actually forgot your last name.

But the time you wanted to go out with me for a coffee alone, just you and me because of your husband leaving you, you wanted .... no ... needed a friend and i said no because we would get in trouble because of it just being you and me, plus you were married etc, you have absolutley no idea how many times i have gone over it in my head and beat myself up about that. Please understand i was brainwashed and thought i was doing right.

If its any consolation to you, you were in my mind during those tough times you were going through with your husband, and i would pray night after night for J******* to help you out as i couldn't.

I wish i could have given you that shoulder, given you that comfort and friendship when you really needed it. I let you down as a friend and i hated myself for it, even to this day, i saw your absolute despair and know you didnt have anyone to talk to.

I am SO sorry.

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To the watchtower Governing Body etc etc.

You are all a bunch of life wrecking arseholes.

-DM6

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Notes from my Baptism - WARNING! May induce vomiting...and sarcasm

by mummatron in

in my last thread, http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/experiences/214315/1/just-found-a-memory-box-of-priceless-artifacts-hilariously-priceless-jw-artifacts-that-is i promised to type up my notes from the '98 dc baptism talk from when i was baptised at the age of 18. so here they are... (i would say enjoy, but, um, yeeeaahhh..... warning!

- paper sick bag required!.

dedication & baptism 1998 dc.

dm6

mr freeze! Those were literally the EXACT words i said to myself as i was reading it.

this is just cringe worthy.

Disgusting.

Im sorry you all had to go through this nonsense!!

Thank G............yeah.... i came to my senses when i did! Luckily for me i didnt even make unbaptized pub.

I did one bible reading :P