5. It's not convenient right now.
And I'd invite them to come back next week when I would ask them to come in and sit down:
19. I read in the Watchtower that Jesus is not my mediator. Did you know that?
10. May I show you why I have become a Christian/Buddhist/agnostic/atheist/humanist etc?
OMG, I'm so sorry. I forgot my cousin fixed that chair last night. The glue must not have been dry. Here, let this soak in for half an hour and it should come unstuck. If there is any damamge to your clothing, I'll pay for it. But, since you'll be here awhile:
12.Have you heard anything about the Watchtower Society and the UN?
13. Why do you think the churches have had problems with paedophile priests?
6. Have you seen Dateline/Panorama/Sunday?
16. I heard a lot have left the organisation; is it true?
And after they had ripped their clothing off of the chair and were running from the demonic B!tch from Hell
15. If I came to the meetings, would anyone speak to me?
BWAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAA